Brad Simpson imagines bws the vamps

Cheesy pickup lines

You and your boyfriend are sitting on the sofa cuddling and then he taps your shoulder so you look up to see his face so you can find out what's wrong
"Are you google? because you have everything I'm searching for" He says which makes you laugh so you decide to return one
"I know you're busy but can you add me to your to do list?" You reply with a wink and then you both burst out laughing
"If you were a steak you would be well done" he returns
"There's something wrong with my phone because it's not got your number in it" you say
"Are you a beaver? Because daaaam" he says and you playfully hit his chest
"Are you a cake? because I want a piece of that" you say with a wink
"Even if there was no gravity I would still have fallen for you" he tells you and you laugh
"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you" you return
"Is your body from McDonald's? because I'm loving it" he tells you
"My lips are like skittles do you want to taste the rainbow?" You ask laughing
"If a fat man puts you in a bag don't worry because I asked for you from Santa for Christmas" he says
"On a scale from one to ten you're a nine and I'm the one you need" you say laughing
"I'm no photographer but I can picture us together" he says
"Have you been to the doctors recently because I think you're lacking vitamin me" you tell him
"I've been wondering if your lips taste as good as they look" he says
"My feet are getting cold because you knocked my socks off" you return
"Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place" he says and you both burst our laughing
"If I Give you a kiss and you don't like it you can return it" you say
"Your hand looks heavy here let me hold it" brad says as he takes your hand which makes you giggle
"Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?" Brad says
"Are you a Vamps song? Because you're just my type" you say with a wink
"Can I take a picture of you so santa knows what I want for christmas?" Brad Asks
"Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine?" You ask with a wink and then brad laughs
"They are quite lonely," he says stopping the pickup lines and pulls you in for a kiss "that's better" he mumbles against your lips.

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I'm not sure if I'll continue with this because I don't really think people like them x