A psycho love story 🖤🔪
Btw this story is gonna build slow asf because yeah why not son don't be rushing me because I will end this book before it begins
A/N : DANNY HOW YOU FEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ? I FEEL GREAT . HIT EM WIFF A SAWED OFF MAKE YA BUTCH NODD OFF , NIGGA DIS NOT YO DAY . ok hai hoes uhhh ik y'all been waiting since like MF July so here you hoes go also follow me on instagram i wanna be y'all fren @uhohstokeley
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We walked outside and got in my aunts car . While she rambled on about how she ain't wanna go back to LA to finish filming her new movie she's been working on I got on my phone opening snapchat taking a pic because PERIODT . Im a bad bitch you cant kill me fuck wrong wit u .
Anyway ...we pulled up to ihop and walked in the waiter was lowkey fine asf I cant capp on dat part son but im not interested in anyone at the moment . Anyway she seated us and told us her name . she came back like 5 mins later " what would you guys like to drink today ?" she asked smiling " uhh ill just have a water what do you want stoke " harper asked . " I'll have a lemonade " . I say looing down at my phone seeing the group chat was texting me .
Theslumpgod : fuck yall niggas talm bout
xxxtentacion : oh hey faggot
Theslumpgod : jah - don't fuckin start rn its too early
Feliciathegoat : YESS JAH YES PLS START WITH HIM I NEED ENTERTAINMENT . im bored asf
asaprocky : bitch u just like timmy always bored . find sumn to do nigga
comethazine : first who is timmy and second who is gonna get up and do sumn at 10: 47 am NOBODY . and aint u in jail nigga ? how u got a mf phone?
asaprocky: first of all im outta jail so fuck u
Mbntobejared: oh timmy. shes the writer of this book dummie .
Trippieredd: why are u convinced we live in a book ???
Mbntobejared: cuz we do df . ANYWHAYSSS i'm going back to sleep
Xxxtentacion: if we live in a book then can I have no eyebrows and silver hair ?
ADMIN : yes my sweet dearest jahseh u can have the world if u want it I love u :) byeee.
diegoshotcheetos: can I have hot Cheetos then ?
ADMIN : no dee u will die and uhh I cant have u dying this early in the book
Theslumpgod : mean that would be one less retard in the chat so why not
kymetreeus : stokeley shut yo hefty ass up and go eat sum food or sumn fatty
panerabread: can yall shut up im tryna sleep
esskeetit: hush yall the dog tryna sleep
symeresdemon : GAZZY - SOGDHWEHKD
Xxxtentacion : wait - wym this early in the book -
ADMIN : don't wurry about it sweetheart
Theslumpgod: ight yall I gtg bye faggs
Xxxtentacion : we don't care bye fatty
When I looked up my aunt was giving me the 'death stare' .As I looked at her she asked " what would you like to order today" . " uh ill have " the spicy poblano omelette with a side of hash browns that will be all ".
" alright will that be all ? " she asked as she stared at me while licking her lips. Bro this bitch is mad weird . Keep staring at me and shit . like damn I know im sexy but yeen gotts stare that hard bitch .
The waiter came with our food we basically ate and talked about school . once we were done we paid and left . " Stokeley ? " my aunt asked me giving me a weird look . " yes and why you looking at me like that woman"
" whats your dream car ? " she said in an excited tone . " uhhh its not like I can afford it at the moment but its a Mercedes Benz G-Wagon " I said texting jah back .
" Ok . ill keep that in mind " she said . " uhhhh okay ?"
Little did stokeley know they were on the way to the Mercedes Bens Dealership .
As they pulled up to the dealership Stokeley Looked at his aunt and raised an eyebrow , she just looked at him with the hugest smile on her face you can tell she was excited as hell . " Sooo . I'm buying you a car , since I won't be here due to having to constantly travel to film your gonna need to go places so I'm gonna get this car for you " harper said with a grin on her face .
After 13 signed papers , One credit check , four calls to the bank , on bank approval , ten congratulations from the dealership workers ,' I finally have my MF g wagon .... With no license but wtf ever who gonna check me ? Nobody Suh . Anywho I drove back home blasting my brother jahseh's song revenge from his newest album 17 . Harper went to some nigga she fw house so I have the house to myself till whenever she comes back . When I got home I went upstairs to my room to shower . After I showered I went down stairs to get some snacks cuz a nigga was having withdrawals and shit .
When I went back upstairs storm was sitting on her bed crying for like the 923873837728 time this week but I can't say shit I cry like 5 times a week just because a nigga going through a lot rn . I should see if she okay but I'm lazy and fat so fuck it . I turned on the TV and turned on Lucifer .
A/N if you k ow me you know Lucifer is my shit so thats that .
I must have fell asleep because all I heard was telling and screaming . I tried to ignore it but as I listened closely I heard what sounded like storm and her mom screaming . So me being me I got up as I sat up I looked over at my window and seen storm crying packing her clothes up while her mom was standing behind her yelling at her .
Just when storm was about to get up her mom swung on her and hit her then storm got up and started beating her ass . But that shit looked like it was getting too outta hand so I did what any other MF would have did ... Went back to sleep . Nah I'm just playing I got up and put on shoes and ran next door to stop them so they don't kill each other .
As I turned the knob I realized it was unlocked to I ran upstairs and seen them still fighting , so I grabbed storm and tried to pull her off in which I succeed . " Aye y'all two need to chill TF out , storm you get your shit you going with me no if and or buts , anima you need get your shit together" I yelled . Storm grabbed her stuff and walked down stairs as I watched them to make sure they don't start fighting again . I got up off of storms bed and walked down stairs .
Bitch , tell me why when I start walking down stairs this bitch anima Gon say " yeah nigga I know you be tryna fuck my daughter . I see the way you look at her . Storm you a hoe ass bitch " I must have seen red and turned around so fast and said " Escucha aquí, perra tonta, no voy a dejarte hablar loco. Apenas he conocido tormenta como esa. La vi en la escuela y todos ustedes son mis vecinos. Me desperté a Todos ustedes gritan y cagan. Miro y ustedes dos niggas están peleando y mierda, así que vine a romperlo. De cualquier manera, importa tus malditos asuntos si me gustara, ¿qué vas a hacer al respecto? " And walked out the house . " Storm come on " I said pissed off .
TO BE CONTINUED
Ight bitches y'all will get more shit when uhhh I feel like giving y'all more shit . Bai daddies . Also follow me on IG @uhohstokeley thanks hoes . Oh and follow my main acc @purgethecity Bai Bai Bai .
