Hazbin Hotel one-shots

Sir Pentious x Snake! reader

request for FangtheLoneWolf

(F/C)= favorite color

I kinda made up a past for Sir Pentious please don't kill me.

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(Y/n) slithered down to the small apartment complex she lived in. Granted it wasn't much but she managed. As she slipped across the cold concrete of the sidewalk a large explosion erupted across the street. "SHIT!" (Y/N) screamed as she covered her head and slid as fast as she could. 

More explosions came, destroying the streets and building. As (Y/N) bolted for her life, she wasn't paying attention and tripped over a...wait... what the hell is that? It looked to be a small egg creature. With a cheerful smile, he shouted, "Hey fellas! look what I found!!" And just like that many more of these creatures surrounded the snake-like demon. 

"WHERE ARE YOU, YOU USELESS SHELLS!!!!" A very upset male voice screeched threw the debris and mist that was caused by the bombs. (Y/N) looked up and saw a python-like demon slithering to her and the eggs. "There you are!! What the hell are you do-" He cut himself off as he looked at me. "Y-Your like me." "Y-Yea..." The snake demon picked up the two egg bois that were on there back and threw them carelessly behind him. 

he held out his hand towards (Y/N). against there better judgment, she took it. "So, are you the one whos been dropping bombs all over the pentagram?" (Y/N) asked as she stared at Pentious. "u-um, Y-YES! I am Sir Pentious!-" He was cut off by (Y/N)' s calm voice. "Alright Penti, no need to shout." They said as they began slithering away. Pentious quickly got over his shock and followed the (F/C) snake. "Wait just a minute!" (Y/N) stopped. "I-I told you my name, now you must tell me yours!" 

The (F/C) snake gave him a side glance as they said, "(Y/N)." and once again slithered off, leaving Sir Pentious in a love-struck daze. 

TIME SKIP

The two kept meeting over and over and soon enough, became friends. It had been a year since the two met and right now, (Y/N) was hanging out in Pentious' blimp

"Hey petious" Y/n said as she poured herself a glass of fine whisky Pentious had on his coffee table. "Yes, yn?" Sir Pentious answered did you do to make you go to hell?" Petious was caught off guard with the question. "W-Why do you ask?" He asked, trying to avoid the question. "well i just figured we have been friends for so long, that i might ask." They responded as they fiddled with the edge of their (F/c) hood.

 "W-well, I, umm..." Pentious stuttered as he tried to find the right words. "Whatever it is, it can't be worse than what I've done." Y/n said, trying to make him feel better about the situation. "Well, I was an inventor. And let's just say one of my experimental machines needed a..'Human volunteer' knowing the risks, sent one of my friends into it. my machine failed and they died. I killed them."

Y/n looked at Sir Pentious with wide eyes. They softened as she put a hand on his shoulder. "Hey, look on the bright side! this place isn't so bad. Ya got me!" They said as they put their arm around his neck and brought him closer in a friendly side hug. Pentious smiled as he saw Y/n's bright smile

he looked down as he thought of something that had been eating at him for a while. He took a deep breath and began to speak. "Y/n, I have something to tell you." He said with a serious tone. "Shoot," they said as they began to take a drink of their whiskey. "I-i... I love you!" he said quickly. Y/n's eyes widened as she spat out her drink in shock. "I-I'm sor-" he was cut off by Y/n grabbing his suit and pulling him to there lips. They pulled apart and whispered in Pentious's ear (or lack thereof) "Love ya too." And kissed him once more. 

They spent the rest of the day cuddling with each other and thinking of inventions that could help them take over all of the pentagram.