Hazbin Hotel one-shots

Hazbin crew x fallen angel! reader

So quick authors note before this part starts. I tried to make the reader like Deadpool or peter quill from gotg. I also wanted to say this has been a chapter I've wanted to do for a while but didn't because I didn't know how it would take. Let me know if you want more of this or things like this. With that said, please enjoy!

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Y/n pulled on your headphones as "Out of Our Heads" played on their walkman. You were sitting in a warehouse while a little thing called "the fucking purge" was going on outside. While they danced to the music blasting through their headphones, the warehouse door opened. 

Y/n's POV

I stopped dancing as I hard the warehouse door open. I rolled my eyes knowing exactly who it was. "Motherfucker can you not leave me alone for one second you low level angel pricks?!" I hollered at the annoying angel.

It pulled out its weapon. I rolled my eyes. "Awe, did the wittle baby get mad? Well if you really want to I won't stop you!" I pulled out my two guns and shot the thing, making sure it was dead. 

I breathed out in a sigh. God damn, these things were weak. I stretched out my raven-colored wings. and flew to the nearest bar. 

Back to normal POV because.

Y/n sat at the bar table and ordered a quick fireball cocktail. Alcohol virtually didn't do anything to them anymore. Y/n's drink arrived and they began drinking. Suddenly, after some idiotic add about I.M.P or something like that, an interview with the princess of hell, Charlie, was on the news. Now, this is something that they had to see. 

As the princess started talking about her hotel, the bartender came over. 

"Oh yea, I've heard of that place, one of my most famous performers went there once." He said in his thick accent. Y/n nodded. "You think you could give me directions pal?" He nodded.

Timeskip

Y/n stood in front of the large hotel door with their bag. (Filled with mostly guns) They walked in and were greeted with a dimly lit room, only light coming from the bar at the checkout. you walked up to it, looking down at a small bell with a note in front that said 'Ring for service.' They rung once and some kind of deer demon popped out of nowhere. "Hello there! Welcome to the happy hotel! Checking in I hope?" He asked, a clipboard and pen manifesting in his hands. 

Y/N's POV

I nodded with a cocked brow. He set the clipboard down on the counter and handed me the pen. suddenly, the princess ran up to the desk. "HELLO! WELCOME TO THE HAPPY HOTEL!" She squealed. in my ear. ow. 

I nodded my head slightly. "Sure," I said blankly. "Mind telling me your names?" I asked. The princess gasped in shock. Why I dot know. "I'm so sorry! I'm Charlie and this is Alastor! Welcome to the happy hotel! again." She nervously said. 

I chuckled slightly. "Nice to meet you both. I'm Y/n. Pleasure to meet you both." I extended my hand for a friendly handshake. Charlie took it and shook it quickly. Then Alastor shook it. They gave me my key and my room number. I then took off to my room. 

Back to normal POV

Alastor watched as Y/n walked away, eyeing their bright yellow, almost golden, floating horns and raven wings. 

"I like her." He said. "Me too Al! I think shell like it here!" Charlie said. 

Back with Y/n

Y/n walked down the room, looking for their room when they saw a tall, white, floor of a demon. The demon turned and Y/n quickly saw that he was a spider demon. He eyed Y/n as he walked toward them. He pinned Y/n to the wall and introduced himself. "Hello cutie.~" He said "The names Angel Dust, and yours?" He said as he took a puff of a cigarette he held in one of his hands and blew it into Y/n's face. 

Y/n coughed slightly and looked up at him with agitated eyes.  "Y/n. And I'm going to take a shot here and say you're a hooker?" They said. He smiled a sadistic smile and replied. "I prefer the term, private entertainer." Y/n chuckled at his statement. 

"Well I mean that's the sugar-coated version of it." They said. 

"now would you mind letting me go so I can make it to my room at a somewhat decent hour?" They asked with slight sarcasm and cross in their voice. Angel Chuckled and took his arms off of the walls, freeing Y/n from their cage. 

"Sure babe, but trust me when I say you haven't seen the last of me~," He said. Angel smacked their ass as Y/n walked away. Once Y/n made it to their room they tossed their bag onto the floor and collapsed on the bed. Turning over as thoughts were swirling in their brain like a tornado. 

They sighed. "What the hell am I doing? There's no proof that I can get back up there. And if I dont......." They paused as they thought of what would happen. they smirked as they pushed the thought away. 

"Nah, I've been through way worse. I can handle it." They said. They got under the covers and fell asleep. Looking forward to the next day. 

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Hello again. I just wanted to say, if you enjoyed this chapter and want a part two please put it in the comments. Love you, you beautiful readers.