Hetalia One Shots

Sh*t Happens (Germany x Reader)

nlife: *happens*
me: i can make a fanfic out of this

  so recently my car was broken into and i thought i would write about it... i twisted it around a bit to make it fit the story. fun fact: the prussia x reader was based on true events too

  You were on a hiking trail and you kept getting alerts on your phone. It was getting annoying, so you took your phone out to see who was texting you. You looked at it and it wasn't a text after all. It was worse. It was your credit card company. You decided to check up on it because it was weird.

  "What?" You say out loud. Two thousand dollars was charged on your credit card! You locked your credit cards because this spending wasn't you and the only explanation was that someone stole it. But how? You gasp in realization. The last place your credit cards were was in your car!

  You sprinted back to your car. Training with Ludwig paid off because within 5 minutes, you were there. Immediately upon arrival, you noticed your passenger window was nonexistent. Glass was all over your passenger seat, and a bit of glass made it all the way to the drivers seat. You looked in the place where you put your newly bought purse, cautious of the glass. Your brand new purse was gone! A normal theif would have just taken what they wanted, credit cards and cash. But no, they took the whole thing. Your house keys were in there.

  A couple parking spots away, a girl who looked a little older than you with a puppy was quietly crying. Her car had been broken into also.

  "You too?" You ask. She nods.

  "I had very little money and now it's all gone!"

  "Don't worry, we'll get this worked out," You assure her, "I'm going to call the police right now," You say dialing the phone number of the police. You tell them what had happened and they sent someone to you. You decide to introduce yourself to the woman.

  "I'm (y/n)," You introduce yourself.

  "I'm Katyusha and this is Spot," She points to the dog with a spot around its eye.

  "Did your whole purse get stolen?" You ask.

  "Yeah. It's odd because we're always told they'll just take money," She says. You keep up a conversation to distract yourselves from what was currently happening.

About 10 minutes later, a police car pulls up. An officer gets out of the car. He has blue eyes and dirty blonde hair with a cowlick sticking out.

"Hello, my name is Officer Jones!" The cop introduces himself. You both introduce yourselves to the police officer

"Awesome! Now can you tell me what happened for a police report?"

You and Katyusha explained what happened. You explained your side of the story first. From the alerts, to the sprinting, finding your car, and seeing that your purse was gone. Katyusha had a slightly different story, but you both still got your stuff stolen. He records what you say on his police report papers. He writes down the case number and other information on a paper and gives it to you and Katyusha.

"I am so sorry that happened to you! Since you don't have your license, you can't drive! Come with me," He opens the door of the car for you to get in. You were the first to get in. After everyone was in the car, he shut the door.

  "We're going to the police station because I couldn't leave you out there. It's hot as hell!" He starts driving to the station. You decide to text your fiancé Ludwig, because you didn't have any money for a ride home.

You: Hey...

Ludwig: (y/n), why do you think you can interrupt training?

You: Excuse me, I've been through hell today you need to be more supportive