It all started with the squad hanging out at the one, the only: Chuck E Cheese. The squad gang gets separated by the nasty rat mouse and two groups end up forming: Sophia and Eva, and Grace and Reese. The groups are left to survive until the end of the hour without being swallowed up by hoards of kids fueled by tootsie rolls and gross pizza. Sophia and Eva faired well because Sophia took no one's shit and Eva was tall and intimidating (even though she was scared to death of small children).
Grace and Reese, on the other hand, didn't have much going for them. They managed to sneak into the playpen (a terrible decision) and were trapped. Reese couldn't crawl any farther for fear that she would step into the enormous turd lying ominously in front of them. And there was no going down the slide because that led into the ball pen and Grace swore she saw a dead rat in there earlier.
They were stuck.
"Reese, what do we do?" Grace asked.
"I don't know but I left my backpack out there and it has all of my marvel children on it. If some little shithead kid steals my pins, heads will be flying."
Grace was getting nervous and began to twiddle her thumbs. They were doomed.
"Reese, I don't know if we will ever get out of here," she screeched over the other screaming children, "but I wanted to tell you that... I-I love you."
"No... homo??" Reese asked, warily.
"No, Reese. Full homo," Grace admitted. They shared exactly one moment of silence until Reese's head popped off.
"Grace what the fuck I'm as straight as a pole. I love you, no homo."
They sat together in the midst of the screaming children, fearing for their lives until eventually, the place quieted down. They were able to escape.
"MY BABIES!" Reese yelled, clutching her backpack.
"Where are the others?" Grace asked but is interrupted by the sound of a kazoo. Eva and Sophia approached, decked out with headbands ripped from their shirts and warpaint smeared on their cheeks.
"We barely made it out of there. There were so many... children," Eva shuddered.
"I stole some of their tickets," Sophia said triumphantly while holding a large fistful of stolen tickets.
"Sophia!!" Reese scolded.
"What happened to you guys?" Eva questioned, noticing their disheveled state.
"Grace confessed her undying love for me and I turned her down. I'm straight, unlike all of you hopeless gays," Reese explained.
"Oh same but it was Eva confessing her undying love of the Chuck E Cheese paintings on the walls," Sophia remarked.
The gang left, a little worse for wear but still in one piece.
"Want to go back, again?" Sophia asked.
"Yeah," everyone else replied.
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The End. That was Greese, our first one-shot. Hope you liked it because there will be more.
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