Texting the Sanders Sides/Sanders Sides x Reader Oneshots

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Roman created a chat
Roman named chat 'Sanders Sides Chat Duh'

Ro - HELLO FELLOW SIDES and Thomas of course.

P - HII!!

L - Hello.

V - Why am I here? I didn't ask to be here.

Ro - Well, your a Sanders Side are you not?

L - *You're not your

Ro - Shut up Microsoft Nerd!!

AC - I'm not a side. Why am I here?

P - You're the author, you kinda need to be here kiddo.

AC - Thanks Patton!!

T - Well, this is one way to talk to everybody at once. Though, it's inefficient for making videos. Seeing as I'd need to record the phone screen.

P - Doesn't mean we can't use this to talk when we're not solving Thomas' issues and problems.

Ro - Exactly Patton!! We can use this chat to discuss fantasies of saving dames and damsels. Or other adventurous ideas!

P - We could discuss cookie recipes!!

L - We could discuss 19th century philosophers and/or authors.

V - Or we could discuss conspiracy theories and bands. Like MCR or P!ATD or 21P or FØB.

Ro - You are an emo nightmare.

V - ... Thank you.

AC - oooo I love MCR!!!

V - Really? A fun loving, happy, innocent person like you is into MCR?

T - Ummmmmmm, she isn't that innocent. And I occasionally hear her in her room with her phone blaring MCR songs. She sings all the words. Including the swear words.

AC - *nodding*

V - Never would have guessed. Let's go then.

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|5 minutes later|

L - Does anyone else hear a bunch of "Na"s coming from somewhere?

P - Oh yeah, Author~Chan and Virgil went to listen to music.

L - Ah. So, should we tell them that continuous listening at that volume in an assumed closed room will result in eardrum damage?

P - Oh let them have a little fun every now and then.

*g-note*

L - Ah, they are listening to "Welcome to the Black Parade" by My Chemical Romance. It is quite the genre of song that Gerard Way makes isn't it?

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Ro - What happened to you?

AC *with runny eyeliner* - Black Parade happened.

V - She is a recovering emo and most like her can't handle Black Parade because it is the most well known emo song out there. I can still handle it because I haven't tried to recover from the emo-ness.

Ro - Also, when did you put heavy eyeliner on? You didn't have it on before.

V - It's the sign of the emo. She is reverting back to her old ways.

AC - *sitting on floor with headphones on listening to MCR really loud*

Ro - So what now?

T - Oh I don't know, Author~Chan is useless now and it's kinda up to us to continue the chapter.

P - Well, we could end the chapter here and let her get some ideas. Or we could keep going on this chapter.

Ro - Well, there's really no more ideas so we should end the chapter. Farewell everyone!

P - Bye kiddos.

L - Goodbye.

V - Bye or whatever.

T - Author~Chan, at least wave goodbye.

AC - *waves*

T - Oh well. Take it easy guys, gals and non-binary pals.

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AC - *takes off headphones* Sorry it was crap, I really didn't have ideas and I need them desperately. Bye for real this time.

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