Texting the Sanders Sides/Sanders Sides x Reader Oneshots

Authors Note - but still with the characters

Updated Key-
A- Author
P- Patton
Ro- Roman
Re- Remus
J- Janus/Deceit
T- Thomas
V- Virgil
Ry- Remy
Yn- (y/n)/reader

A- Listen, I am truly sorry that I havent been here in like a year. I pretty much forgot it existed and I really regret doing that because this book is my most popular and I don't know why you guys like it. Sorry, I'm rambling. Ok, I'm back to this book. Why? Two new episodes have arrived. And I watched them and it rekindled the flame that is my obsession with this fandom.

P - Aww kiddo. Good to have you back. It has been a while. We missed you.

Ro - Yes, it has been a while since you gave us a new adventure to go on.

A- yeah sorry about that guys. But on the plus side, we have over 1k views and it's blowing my fucking mind.

L- first of all, please keep pg-13 language to a minimum. Secondly, I-

V- why do a thousand people want to read our conversations?

T- well we are kinda famous. So that could be one reason.

Ro- 1,000 people have come to this book to see me? How wonderful!

Re- I doubt they came for you, you're boring Roman. I can give them a better time than you could ever do.

J- oh Remus, don't break the boy's heart. He only has one of those. But you know what you could do instead?

Re- oh I know, I know. Break his bones, he's got like 200 of 'em.

Author- well, apart from the trash man and his snakey boi, thank you all for coming to my book and reading it and enjoying it. I'm so thankful for all of you and please, keep enjoying this book-

P- If you want to.

A- I do plan to write more chapters for it, now especially because online school is almost over and summer is nearly upon us (because we all know I hide in my room all day, everyday during summer).

Ro- Also, have a fantastic Pride Month. Whether you find romance in lords or ladies.

T- Or someone who falls outside of those labels.

A- Like me, because I'm lonely...