Patton has created chat
Patton named chat "Sorting Sides"
P - HELLO EVERYONE!!! :D
L - E EQUALS MC SCARED
Ro - Why all the yelling Patton? It's a small house.
P - I just wanted everyone to be here quickly.
AC - *pops up in full Hogwarts outfit*
P - *changes into full Hogwarts outfit*
T - Why the Hogwarts robes?
AC - Why not the Hogwarts robes?
P - I just did it cuz she did it. andbecauseiwantedtowhenisawher.
Ro - What was that Patton?
P - Oh nothing. *shrugs it off*
L - *pops up in Hogwarts uniform*
Ro - Wow okay, leaving me out of the dress up party. Rude. *sinks down and pops up in Hogwarts robes*
AC - Guess what. All your robes are blank, black robes and haven't magically gotten the house emblem embroidered on them.
Author~Chan added Sorting Hat
SH - Oh, you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat than me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can cap them all.
There's nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.
You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;
You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
If you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folk use any means
To achieve their ends.
So put me on! Don't be afraid!
And don't get in a flap!
You're in safe hands (though I have none)
For I'm a Thinking Cap!
P - *clapping*
AC - *pulls out scroll* Patton Sanders!!
P - *walks up to stool*
SH - HUFFLEPUFF!!
AC - Roman Sanders!!
Ro - *walks up to stool*
SH - Hmmm tough one here.
Ro - *whispers* not slytherin not slytherin
SH - Not slytherin eyy? It would do you well. Hmm if not slytherin, better be GRYFFINDOR!!
AC - Logan Sanders!!
L - *rolls eyes and walks up to stool*
SH - Ravenclaw.
L - But the hat didn't even touch my head. How can you tell?
SH - I can tell. Next!
AC - Virgil Sanders!!
V - *just kind of ~appears~* what do you want?
AC - It's time to sort you into a Hogwarts house with the actual sorting hat.
V - Oh. *walks up to stool*
SH - Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I CANNOT DO THIS HE IS UN-SORTABLE I'M LEAVING!!!!!
Sorting Hat left chat.
AC - Well that was unexpected.
V - Yeeeaaahh... can I go yet?
AC - No, it's theory time. Book theory time. You're good at conspiracies and cryptids. Stay please?
V - Fine.
P - YAYAYAYAYAY
And so the sides and the author continued to make theories and get off topic for the next 4 hours before the author had to leave.
-4 hours later- (spongebob narrator voice)
Re - IM HEEEERREEEEE!!! MISS ME??
Ro - Get the hell outta here. This conspiracy party is for light sides only.
Re - But I only just got here, and if it's for light sides only then why is Virgil here? Hmm?
P - Because he isn't that bad anymore and he has learned to work with us not against us.
Re - Keep tellin those lies to yourselves. Mm toodles!
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