Travis: Hello All! Welcome to the most amazing show on earth! I'm your host, Travis
Dante: wait I thought I was the main host?
Travis: no bro it's obviously me I'm the more important character
Dante: that's not true-
Travis: yes it is we are breaking the 4th wall here so let's stop. Anyways today we are going to teach you how to flirt
Dante: pulls out *all the dating tips you'll ever need* book. I wrote this in highschool and it works like a charm
Travis: really? Last time I checked your girlfriend dumped you for cheating and I have a successful relationship.
Dante: ...
Travis: and I'm not even mentioning making out with pillow Kawaii~Chan
Dante: seriously bro, I thought we were bros
Travis: sorry bro it's the truth bro
Dante: *crying*
Travis: ALRIGHT lets go flirt! First way to pick up the ladies is flirt with your girlfriend because you don't wanna get dumped like Dante so...let's go to katelyns!
Katelyn: how did you get in my house?! Also hey Travis, *kisses on cheek*
Travis: not on camera hehehe *blushes*
Dante: AHEM
Travis: yeah..right..so... Baby, did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
Katelyn: nope but I did scrape my knee a bit crawling out of hell.
Dante and Travis: ...😳
^^^^bleeeeeeepppp^^^^
Dante: now we are at the mall looking for someone for me to flirt with.
Travis: hm, hey what about her?
Dante: she looks like someone I kno-
Travis: *pushes Dante*
Dante: Hey, Are you a camera? Because everytime I look at you I smi- SHIIIITTTTTTTTTT.
Nicole: oh hey...Dante...MUAHAHHAHA
*expolsions*
Travis: OKKKAAYY That's enough for today...catch you guys later
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Fanfiction(#10 in Aarmau) this book will be full of aphmau related oneshots (open for requests), xreaders, memes, and shipbattles in the comments and the chapter. Ik Jess wouldn't want us to fight but this is just debating on ship evidence, as well as theorie...
