Plz Respond (BNHA X Fem!Reader)

Vines

"YOUR FIFTEEN MINUTES IS UP!" Midnight announced, signaling the team's to prepare. Together, Y/N team was a total of 520 points, putting the team up there, but not a focus for the other teams. The plan was that Shinsou would sit at the top and brainwash anyone who came close to them and get the headband they had. Meanwhile, Y/N would protect the back with the two brainwashed people in front. They weren't going for the big ten mill right off the bat, no, that would put them in the spotlight, they'd go for the others while they weren't paying attention. 

"HOLY FUQ, WHAT THE FUQ MONOMA!" Y/N shouted over her shoulder as Monoma just barley missed the headband. 

"Friends become enemies in a time of war, Y/N!" She just sighed sighed in response, and swirled a headband around her finger.

"You aren't wrong there, Neito." His eyes widened as he felt around his crown in search of his own headbands, only to find one gone. A small smile curled up onto his lips. 

"I'll get you for this. I SWEAR!" He ushered his group over near Bakugo, who was currently charging at Midoriya. Poor guy. I'll have to make it up to him, after using him for my own victory. Y/n would think about that later, they had their own headbands to snatch and protect. Their team barely had time to breath when Tetsutetsu came at them with his own attack.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Shinsou asked the oncoming team, aiming for one of their various headbands. 

"What do you thi-" Tetsutetsu started before being rudely interrupted.

"Yep, ok, give me your headband and lead your team away," Shinsou held out his hand and tied the given headband to his head before turning back to the team to see them struggling to keep their horse on without moving away, before they eventually gave up and just followed his lead. 

"I don't know what we'd do without you, Shinsou," Y/N commented, quickly growing a cluster of piled snap dragons to fend off Yaoyorozu's claw from snatching a headband.

"Die,"

" Fair enough," Y/n replied, binding a team behind them with some poppies. 

"Oh, by the way, why didn't you team up with one of your friends? Ya know, Kendo or Monoma?" Shinsou mentioned as he had the brainwashed students quickly turn to avoid Kendo's team, tho they seem distracted trying to dodge Tsu's incoming tongue and some weird purple balls.

"I'm not friends with Monoma, I tolerate him, and they choose their teams before hand. And you are a good friend, so I mean, shut it shithead,"

"IT'S SHI-THEAD,"He responded almost instantly, catching the attention of Hatsume Mei, only for Midoriya to motion her to move, "But glad to see I'm a friend to you,"

"You are my friend! You're my friend! Boogie woogie woogie!" Y/n sang as Shinsou guided the team into a corner only to be spotted by Bakugo. 

"HEY YOU FUCKER! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GOT 2ND! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" He practically screeched, Turing his team records them when as soon as they realized who he was talking to.

"IT'S PRONOUNCED FUQ!" Y/n shouted back, yelling at the top of her lungs.

"WHAT?" Bakugo stared in confusion. "HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SAY IT WITH A Q?" The team was still charging at them, Kirishima looking determined and ready.

"IT'S FUQ," Shinsou shouted, grabbing Bakugo's attention, even sticking his tongue to add to the effect.

"HO-" the anger fell from his face dramatically, making him seem calm for probably the first time in a while.

"Get you're team away," Shinsou's face dropped all emotion as he shooed Bakugo's team away. Tho reluctant, his team eventually trotted away while attempting to get him out of his stupor. continued dodging teams AND grabbing the occasional headband, tho it couldn't be helped when Ibara snuck away one of the headbands without anyone noticing.

"AND YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES LEFT" 

"Ok, so now we do the thing, right?"Shinsou asked, gesturing towards Midoriya's team.

"Yeppers peppers!"

" . . .What?"

"FRESHA VACA DO!" Y/n narrowly missed an incoming team by pushing her teammates with a sunflower.

"STOP I COULDA DROPPED MY CROISSANT" Shinsou screeched as the entire team lurched forward, shaking Ojirou and Ayoama out of the quirk.

"What just hap- "
"My sparkles wh-"

Shinsou quickly brainwashed them again, eyes wide as he turned towards Y/n. "Never again"

"Fine, just get dumb fuq and fuqer yeeted to Broccli McGee's team so we can sister snatch the headband"

" I kinda hate that I understood that and, by extension, you"
" I always hate me"
"Mood" Shinsou commanded Ojirou and Ayoama to Midoriya, now deemed Broccli McGee, positioned out of sight of Todoroki's team. Then, rapidly, flower petals filled the air, confusing the surrounding teams. Todoroki was blinded as he grabbed the headband, still he quickly turned the headband around and shuffles it somewhere amongst his head bands. Meanwhile, Y/n was making platforms out of tulips, Shinsou jumping over to Todoroki. By the time Todoroki's vision cleared, Shinsou was already in front of them, balancing on a block of tulips.

"Oh. Hi," Shinsou looked Todoroki dead in the eye. "Weather's nice,"
" why would the we-"
"It doesn't , I just need you to freeze your team in place, please," Todoroki, blank slated, froze the team where they stood, then say there doing nothing.
"Uh, Todoroki? Todoroki!" Momo called nervously. Shinsou took two random headbands before making his way back to his team.

"HEY! I NEED TO REPLY, SALADFACE SAYS HI" Shinsou shouted over his shoulder after Y/n whispered to him, a insane looking grin, rivaling Aziawa's, slapped across his face. He positioned himself atop his team before guiding the entire team away.

"What was that about?" Shinsou's voice dropped, leaning back to Y/n, clearly confused.
"Long story short, I'm awesome," Y/n replied, basically trying a 90 degrees to avoid more vines.
"And I'm the queen of England,"
" Shinsooooooooou, "
"Just text me later "
"Gotcha comrade, I'll be sure to do that broski,"
" Yeet! " Shnsou threw a rose dart Y/n has made, aiming it at Bakugo's headband, narrowly missing.

"TIMES UP"

Y/n shuddered as Bakugo sent a murderous stare at her team, nearly falling flat on his face

Needless to say

Y/n was pretty satisfied

A/n
1. One last chapter of little to no texting, cause it's the last day yeet
2. thank you for the nearly 3 thousand reads??????? How are there so many of you?!?!?!!
3. Y'all are.The funniest,.legit you comments are gonna make me bust a long <3
4. I'm finally back I might be getting g a schedule soon so YEET
peace comrades don't die
Ah fuq I need a title
Vines
HAH DOUBLE MEANING call me Shakespeare