Plz Respond (BNHA X Fem!Reader)

ready m8te?

"Ayo, it's ya girl, saladface!"

". . . ." The group of students just looked a bit. . .not surprised, this is honestly something they kinda expected. 

"Did you really make a salad mask so we wouldn't know who you were??" Hagakure nagged

"Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnyeahhhhhhh"

"That's fair" Ojiro shrugged, shoving his hands in his jeans pockets.

"Follow me!"
Saladface ran to the backyard, where the large amounts of glue, eye contact solution, and food dye laid

"Where the hell did you-" Sato started

"Don't- Just, just just just just, just don't" She waves her hands around. 

"Mon ami, we won't have to, er, touch this, do we?" Yuga was suddenly wacked in the face with a pair of latex gloves "You could've messed up my eyeliner!"

Saladface was to busy placing totes in front of everyone to notice his outrage. "I may have accidentally ordered five 20 pound bags of glitter for other uses, as well, anyway, here's ya glue, buckaroo" She threw the large jugs of glue into their totes, each person getting two "Let's get started" 

Shjoi looked on in mild horror as Saladface slammed the jug into her tote so hard it cracked open. "Alright, bimbos, in case you don't know the jam, you're gonna squirt your white stuff everywhere and then add your bottles of eye stuff, then add colors and sparkles and grass or whatever you want to it. Then we'll sneak it to school and kill Bakugo and pour slime on his grave" 
 

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"Yo Salad, what the fuck"

Saladface looked Sato dead in the eye "Did I fuqing stutter, biotch?" Hagakure was already dumping the glue jugs into the slime before everyone else even started.

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"Ok, alright, so, maybe bread sticks in slime wasn't my greatest idea, BUT, what about, crutons? They're already stale, so shut it Ojiro, and they won't stab someone's eye out, Ojiro"

"Look, I'm not saying breadsticks isn't a creative slime ingredient, it's just dangerou-"

"And I respect authority, yeah yeah" She closes off all the totes. "I don't know how to bring these to the school"
 
Hagakure blinked "What"

Saladface looked at her, well, the salad mask did "I don't know how to get these to the school without them thinking I have a bomb"

"That's.... hm" Sato thinks for a moment

"Well, doesn't Hatsume technically make bombs? We could sneak them in as bombs and it's be fine" Shouji offers

"I don't think-" "Perfect" Saladface cuts Ojiro off "Meet you at the bus stop down the street in three days. Thanks guys" She smiles from under the mask 

"No problem!" Sato remarks

Saladface shoos them out of her house and then throws the mask in a drawer and starts planning how best to kill Bakugo, legally of course. 

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aYYYYY this is a short filler chapter, you think with quarantine id write more but apparently not because motivation has be stripped from my soul. honestly this was supposed to be a thing i could fall back on in case i ever got bored it got w a y more popular than i expected ngl.

Thanks again, have a wonderful day, hatchlings! <3