Fuq

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"Yo broski, thanks that was pretty awesome, good luck on the 1v1 I won't spill the tea on your quirk, bai" Y/n spewed off to Shinou, who was looking a little smug.
"No problem, comrade, anything for a fellow gamer" He shot back, waving a bit before turning around. Sparkle boi and karate choppy man (tm) looked very confused, thou Ojiro was eyeing both Shinsou and Y/n suspiciously. Being the ignorant little bi- ahem Unfortunately, y/n had failed to notice. She made her way back to Kendo and Monoma, shooting them some finger guns when she reached the 1-B stands.
"I assume Shinsou doesn't hate you then?" Kendo asked in an inquisitive manner.
"Ha, bitch, you were right, but yeeeeee" Y/n shot some finger guns at Kendo as she rolled her eyes. Monoma shot some back, smirking as he did. "But dayum, broski, looks like I'm to only one of us who's moving on, I'm big boi sad"
"Yeah, Todoroki kinda screwed me over, and your excessive peteals" Kendo pondered, looking off to the side
"It's kinda hard to win when you can't see" Monoma said darkly to Y/n, in which she retorted,
"And I oop-"
"Did you just-" Kendo started
" Y/n is a visco girl confirmed, quick, get her a hydroflask" Monoma mentioned, with fake panic
"God, that meme has to die soon, I have all my scrunchies hidden" Y/n added
The trio decided to skip over the extra games, Y/n and Kendo making sure Monoma didn't bother 1-A tooooo much, before inviting Shinsou to hang out. Kendo watched in horror as the three memed the fuq out, and generally torturing the total populous. When she walked by a 1-A table during lunch, she pulled an uwu with Shinsou and she saw Yaomomo actually gag. It was wondrous. However, all fun and games came to an end and Shinsou was called to go fight Broccoli Boi, and Y/n say with her small crew over in the stands. Despite being and actual boss, Shinou lost because. . . As Y/n called it "BROCCOLI BOI HAS PLOT ARMOUR" Y/n was up against Mina, meaning the little acid thief was about to get smoked. Y/n swaggered up to the stage with what scraps of dignity, grace, and confidence she could find. Mina looked at Y/n excitedly.
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"3 !"
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"2!"
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"1, GO!"
Immediately, Y/n's white clovers shot up from the concrete and latched to Mina's legs. Reacting, Mina burned at the weeds, and Y/n charged her when she wasn't paying attention. Shoving her to the ground, a bed of roses stabbed at Mina
"AH!" Mina's skin was pricked by the thorns and grabs Y/ n shoulders, burning at the fabric.
"FUQ" Y/n reacted by throwing Mina with the flowers. . . not quite out of the arena. Mina pushed herself up and went low, this time aiming for Y/n's legs. She winced as she felt the burning sensation on her shins, collapsing to the ground. Mina grabbed
Y/n by the waist and started football running her to the edge. Struggling, Y/n fell out of Mina's arms dramatically, her hand over the edge of the arena
"MINA ASHIDO WINS"
Y/n glanced around, seeing a bit of red pool under her, shaking as the acid burnings tingled on her skin
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Then black

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Y/n woke up with a shuddering gasp
"Ah! You're awake deary!" Recovery Girl smiled kindly at Y/n "You just missed the award ceremony, unfortunately, had to switch gears mid healing when Midoryia came in with more broken bones, that boy. . ." She sighed annoyed before smiling again " Anyway you're free to go back home, the stadium is mostly cleared out! "
"Thank you Recovery Girl!" Y/n hopped up and walked to the hallway she first started, grabbing her phone from under the vending machine

saladface has joined the chat

[pikaboiii]
saladface!!!!!

[saladface]
Wassup

[spicypepperminttodo]
Hi

sharky has joined the chat

[saladface]
"iT's yOUr poWeR, nOt HiS"

[deku]
How did you hear that????

[saladface]
:wink:

[sharky]
wh-

[saladface]
fuq
😉
there

[pikaboiii]
oop-

[saladface]
annyway someone told me idiot
aaaaand bakugo~

bakugoaway has joined the chat

[bakugoaway]
What the fuck you want

[saladface]
well fuq u too

[bakugoaway]
Why do you spell fuck with a q??
Wait a minute
YOU ARE FUCKING Y/N

[sharky]
Bakugo? Are you ok?

[bakugoaway]
YOU FUCKER

[saladface]
*fuqer
😊

[deku]
I-
what's happening

[pikaboiii]
no idea

[bakugoaway]
JFIENFIENFEJ

[saladface]
and I oop-
Alaska
*sksksk

[sharky]
did you just
Ok then

[spicypepperminttodo]
Why are you so sure, Bakugo?

[bakugoaway]
THIS HITCH
THE FUCKING
Q
THIS
AAAA

[sharky]
is something burning?I
it's so smoky
Bakugo?

[saladface]
kiri where are you?

[sharky]
Bakubro's house

[saladface]
wait what
well that explains the smoke
but
😏 bakugos house?

[pikaboii]
99999999
*ooooooo

[sharky]
how did you- nvm
also why the 😏

[saladface]


[pikaboiii]kiri and baku sitting in a treeK ISSI

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[pikaboiii]
kiri and baku sitting in a tree
K
I
S
S
I

[sharky]
no????

[spicypepperminttodo]
What's happening?

[saladface]
spoopy tiem, it's end of spetemeber
septemepr
Septemeber
September
First try
Anyway


[spicypepperminttodo]
You can't spell

[saladface]
Shhhh

[bakugoaway]
Don't lenny face me bitch

[saladface]
Bit late

[bakugoaway]
Fuck off

[saladface]
*fuq

[bakugoaway]
BIRCH

A/N
HHHHH
I'M NOT DEAD
Also
9 k
Th ERES
So
many
@-@

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