Diary of the Lunatic

BORING! BORING!! BORING!!!

This chapter is dedicated to Siddharth and Abhishek Nigam as well as all September born

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😴😴 So there I was sleeping like a princess when...Trrrriiinnng went the alarm(damn that thing).

Bom! I fell to the ground only to see Susan heavenly asleep in spite of the noise which literally made my blood boil.

I decided to wake her up but just then...SQUEEEE! she woke with a scream making me lose balance and fall AGAIN.

Awwww that hurts. "Oops sorry sis". "Whatever"
"I was just so excited. Remember today's date?"

"Duh".

She skips happily to the bathroom. FYI my dear dairy today is her Bday. Which to her stands for 'birthday' but to me it stands for 'bad day'.

I know any good sis like me (excuse the sarcasm) would be happy but for some reason that was just too impossible for me.

Don't judge me but this is the day i hate the most for these very reasons

1. It was the day she came into my life and took most of my parents love for me to herself.

2. On this day since she was born our house has been filled with monsters know as babies, infants and kids less than age 7.

3. And to top it all up......IT'S A FRIDAY!!🙁😖😭😭😭

At school during science class we produced C6H12O2 +NaCl + H2O dont ask how bcos I wasn't really paying attention 😏.

During lunch a bug from nowhere (though we're all sure it's from heaven) was spotted in Matilda's hair which made her totally lose it.

I must say that was entertaining. Poor thing she deserves it though after making others miserable.

And guess the fun part; Ryan was right next to her😀😀😁 and I could tell by his look that he was disgusted.

And the best part; whiles she was freaking out she spilled the milk and his fruit juice all over him (Ryan) and I took the trouble (pleasure) of cleaning him up.

It's called TAKING ADVANTAGE and besides the elders say 'opportunities come once' and later after all the drama he actually ate at our(Sam,Pat&I) table. She was so miserable and jealous.

I thought that today wasn't so bad after all until history class. Am I the only one here who hates history?

I still don't get why we study history in the first place. I mean it is about past events so what does it have to do with our future?

Nice lines for a demonstration against history class in schools don't you think.

I was very happy when the bell rung. But just before I could smile I remembered what day it was.

AAAAH that was me shouting my head off and attracting an unexpected number of students and teachers😑😑😒😒 so I just closed my eyes and made a run for it.

On my way I met Kelvin and he seemed hmmm..I don't know.....different. I asked him what it was but he just won't tell me (we are close but not so close like me and Ryan though we ain't that close either).
I hopped into my mom's car not even sure I opened the door first🤔🤔 and impatiently asked her to start driving when I saw Susan already in it.

I don't know I felt strange when I bumped into Kelvin. I've never felt that way before. But anyway forget it.

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At home I could see preparations for the party all over. From upstairs to downstairs to the corridor to the rooms and a cute pink outfit on a manikin.
There were people all over the place. Family friends, relatives, neighbours, you name it.

I run into my room and locked the door. I so wasn't gonna attend. But just then I saw a beautiful purple - feathered dress on my bed.

It had shimmering glitter all over it. It was cute. It had this unique glow, like the ones you see Cinderella and other Disney princesses wear. It had matching shoes and accessories. It even came along with a tiara.

But I'm still not going. I might as well just keep it till my birthday then I'll wear it but now it's GOOD NIGHT!

HEY, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT I'M A LUNATIC 😜😝😎😎😉