Diary of the Lunatic

Kelvin

Hi, I'm Kelvin, Josephine's best friend since childhood 😌

Well I found this book at the cafeteria and realized it was BB's. I planned on giving it to her but she went home earlier than expected so I decided to keep it. I've seen how much time she spends writing in this so I decided to check it out.

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Now I'm in history class. The teacher is absent, students are chattering and doing whatever they want. Well I guess no history today 😏

Just then......

"Good morning students" The teacher greets us.

I spoke too soon didn't I? 😒

"Good morning ma'am!" We deliberately shout back making her jump. We all burst into laughter including her, well... except BB of course.

The teacher starts her class by testing us on our previous topics. We had a quiz and later started with our new topic. It was something about ancient Egypt 🙄
It's very boring. I'm very sleepy.

BB is sitting right in front of me looking frustrated obviously because of you, dairy.
But I definitely have no plans of returning you to her. Hehe, you can't blame me can you? 😉

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Lunch break and BB still has no clue what so ever that her dairy is with me. I kinda feel sorry for her, who am I kidding? of course I don't care 😅 that's what she gets for leaving me just like that 😏

I can see that Matilda is taking advantage of the situation to mock her. I can't hear what they're saying but I think BB won the fight 😂

I can see that Ryan is also taking advantage of the situation to get closer to her 😒 Can you believe that he's actually helping her look for it?! Well when you think about it...... this could be a good chance to get her back....I could just give it to her and say that I found it, SIMPLE! But naa, let her suffer a little bit more 🤭

Moments later......

"Hey Kelvin, so what have you got there? OMG! Is that BB's dairy?! Now you're in big trouble!" Nosy Linda decided to drop by uninvited 🙄

"Shh! I won't be if u don't say anything" I tried to make her understand.

"And why wouldn't I 🤨?!" She questioned rather rudely. She turned to leave.

"Because I've got a proposal for you!" I shouted after her.

She slowly turned, "I'm listening 😏"

"I'll do whatever you want" I said without thinking.

She smiled, "okay, give it to me" she demanded.

"And why would I?" I said.

"Because if you don't, I'm gonna tell BB everything!" She said with a serious face.

Well now I only have until the end of the day with you, dairy 😔 GIRLS!! 😡 I actually have nothing more to say to you but... Good afternoon my friend 😂😂 you weren't expecting that were you?😂

BUT HEY, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?? I'M A LUNATIC 😉😎😂😂