it's a trap!// sonadow

edgy kid alert

The night was filled with laughter for both siblings as they enjoyed themselves at the bar messing with people. Sonette got with many, some approached her offering drinks and others just wanted to take her to bed, but they all second guessed and left running when Sonic spewed out some disturbing things using his dark sense of humor to disturb the horny drunk men. 

As they laughed imitating some of the people that came to Sonic falling for his Sonette charecter, Manic got a glimpse of an ebony hedgehog sitting close to them. He was eyeing Sonic the whole time but when he locked eyes with Manic, he nervously looked away taking out his cell phone and pretending to scroll on it. Manic smiled getting an idea.

"Bro, hey." Maniac called to his brother calming his laughter down. 

"...What is it." Sonic said catching up to his breath from so much laughing.

"I have another target for you." He said.

"Who?" 

"See that kid in the Jack Skellington sweatshirt?" Mainac asked making Sonic look up. There, sat a black hedgehog with red striped quills, he wore a black sweatshirt with Jack Skellington's face in the center and matching sweatpants. "He was staring at you the whole time, go talk to him." 

"God, he looks like your stardard highschool loser." Sonic chuckled quietly getting up from his chair. He knew because that's how he looked in highschool. "But, wish me luck bro."

"Sure thing bro." They bumped fists and Sonic went on his way to meet the ebony hedgehog in the Jack Skellington sweatshirt.

Once Sonic approached his table, he layed a hand on the table leaning against it with another hand on his hips "Hey sexy," That was how Sonic greeted the quiet hedgehog who only chuckled looking up from his phone.

"Hello thottie." The boy chuckled back. Sonic noted how smooth the boy's voice was, he could cut butter with his words and once they locked eyes something sparked inside Sonic's heart. Love at first sight maybe? 

Sonic wasn't gay, at least not anymore, not after what happened in highschool but this boy... it honestly made him want to turn gay again. He was pretty handsome unlike all the other people who flittered with him, this guy was special. Maybe he could cut the act and tell him who he really was and hope he was gay or bi or at least confused on what the fuck he was. Maybe...

"Are you just gonna stare or are you gonna talk to me?" He asked cutting Sonic's thoughts off.

"Hey, don't tell me what to do or i'll bite your quilly dick off!" Sonic yelled, maybe he should just have fun with him a bit. There was no point in hoping. 

"I'll piss on your wife before you even get the chance, Belle Delphine lookin-ass!" The sitting hedgehog jokingly yelled in an aggressive voice.

"I'll pee in your ear then!" 

"Great, i have a piss kink anyway!"

"Hot!" 

"Thanks! So are you! Let's get to my place so i can fuck you as we watch all 9 seasons of The Office!" 

"No!" 

"I won't hesitate to rape you!" 

"I have a rape fetish, daddy! Im 14 and write fanfiction!" 

The two were trying so hard not to laugh as they jokingly fought like a married couple, but that last sentence yelled out by Sonic made them both lose it and they began to laugh their hearts out. 

Finally,  Sonic found someone who had the same strange sense of humor as his. If he didnt get him maybe he could become his friend.