Astra: "Who would be afraid of a masked armed stranger?!" *punches burglar to the floor*
Tessa: "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" *gets cast iron skillet*
Gemma: "Um, hello? Yeah I'd like to report an idiot who's trying to steal my phone right now!"
Cassie: "My limited edition book collection!"
Leona: "Did this robber come to steal me? Cause that's reasonable!" *flicks hair*
Vega: "Good thing I installed Security Cameras everywhere!"
Libby: "My parents gonna be so mad once they see their bank account is empty!"
Scarlet: "Oh, hey, Blake, haven't seen you since you stole my baby bottle when we were little"
Opheila: "Welp, I got nothing to lose when I'm lonely and friendless-" *cries*
Sage: "you better just came here to ask for the wifi password"
Clover: "The neighbors next to me have WAY better stuff!" *runs*
Adora: *holding shopping bag* "This wasn't a good time to go on a shopping spree"
Piper: "Your parents have raised you horribly"
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Zodiac signs: Star Darlings Style
ЮморDid you know that star darlings are based off the zodiac? Here's a zodiac sign book star darlings style! Note: NO mature content, everything in book is made up by me,
