Zodiac signs: Star Darlings Style

"The USA might ban tiktok"

Astra: "I see this as a win," 

Tessa:"I never knew the US could make a good decision," 

Gemma: *success kid meme* "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!" 

Cassie: "This is a historical event," 

Leona: *singing* "THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE~" 

Vega: "See children? Cringe has no place in society," 

Libby: *puts hand on heart* "A selfless act," 

Scarlet: "Is this a godsend?" 

Opheila: "This is too good to be true-" 

Sage: "Now THATS what I call a pro gamer move," 

Clover: *holy music resumes* 

Adora: "HOW DARE THEY.... not do this sooner," 

Piper: *insert happy dance*