Astra: "WHY THE HECK WOULD ANYONE CALL ME ABACA"
Tessa: " Tree was not written on my birth certificate"
Gemma: "Gumma? I DON'T DESERVE THIS"
Cassie: " 'Carrot?' You don't even remember my name-" *cries*
Leona: "Hello!? I'm a CELEBRITY who's name is NOT Lynx!"
Vega: " Vegan is not even a name!"
Libby: "MY PARENTS DID'NT NAME ME LIFEY"
Scarlet: "Who cares if I'm called Scarlet, write Spain instead,"
Opheila: "I'm too sad to care that they called me Oxiclean"
Sage: " WHY DID THEY CALL ME SALT"
Clover: "Cauliflower? Oh lord-"
Adora: "Arsenic! What?!- IM NOT NAMED AFTER A POISNONOUS THINGY! I WANT A REFUND"
Piper: "Pipecleaner? Well I just came for coffee anyway," *sips coffee*
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Zodiac signs: Star Darlings Style
HumorDid you know that star darlings are based off the zodiac? Here's a zodiac sign book star darlings style! Note: NO mature content, everything in book is made up by me,
