7 minutes in Heaven!! [or 8......] (soul eater boys)

Pervert! ~ Spirit Albarn

Okay, okay this took way longer than it should've >~< Spirit was kinda hard to think of for......but I finally got it! :D (kinda.....) well here you have it! Maka's Papa!!

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~ You dug your hand into the hat pulling out a bookmark? Wait bookmark.......books = Maka..........wait MAKA??! Confused you stared at it before you snorted, quickly followed by a nervous laugh.

"I'll be picking again right guys? I can't go with Maka...unless..."

But as soon as you uttered her name the closet, which everyone believed was empty, crashed open, a red head tumbled out.

"MAKA! WHO GOT MY MAKA!!? BETTER NOT BE THAT OCTOPUS HEAD!!"

A groan came from Maka, an insulted grunt from Soul, followed by sighs from everyone. You giggled slightly, watching Spirit scan the room, glaring at Soul from time to time who after a while of his nonsense assured him.

"I didn't pick little miss flat chest!"

Maka-chop. Yup, right on cue. Finally Spirit's eyes landed on the book mark you held, which clearly said Maka Albarn on its back.

"You ______???!"

"Huh? Oh uh yeah me, but I don't know if Maka would be intere-"

Without letting you finish he approached you, until he was close, really close to your face giving you a skeptical look, slipping Maka's bookmark from you while you were busy blushing.

"I'm sorry but my Maka isn't into women."

Something cracked in you. Snorts of laughter was heard behind Spirit as your blushing expression quickly transformed into an irritating one, shoving Spirit back, who was basically on top of you.

"WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING FOR HER YOU SICKO!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO SHE OR DOESN'T LIKE!!"

More snickers traveled through the room, a few loud laughs (Black*Star, and Patty of course) as you glared down, towering at Spirit intensely who looked back at you nervously, backing away cautiously.

"Well you guys seem to get along.......why don't you and Spirit go in the closet ____?"

You and Spirit opened your mouths to object but instead of giving you guys a chance to speak, or leave you were both shoved in the closet. You turned to give Spirit a death glare as you began to shout.

"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! THANKS TO YOU NOW IM STUCK IN A CLOSET WITH A PERVERT!"

"Shhhh shh they're going to think I'm doing something to you..."

He whispered, trying to get you to calm down. But you were mad. You just caused a whole scene and was embarrassed by the guy you were kinda attracted to.

"YOU SHUSH! IF IT WERENT FOR YOU I COULD'VE BEEN HERE WITH SOMEONE MY AGE! MY FRIENDS NOW MIGHT BE THINKING I'M THE PSYCHO FOR GETTING SO WORKED UP BY YOU!"

"I'm sorry I'm sorry now quiet down, and don't hurt me......"

He was sweating nervously, watching your tantrum, thinking of how to calm you down before you sent him to an early grave. Without thinking he did the only thing that just came up. Grabbing your shoulders he pulled you to his lips, silence abruptly filling the closet. Your eyes widen, a blush spreading on your cheeks when you sudden realized what the hell was going on. He occupied your mouth for a few minutes before finally taking a step back and was immediately greeted with a slap.

"What was that for?!"

Spirit asked, backing away, frowning and rubbing his aching cheek.

"Don't interrupt me you pervert!"

Your tone might've said murder but your actions said the complete opposite. He backed away, as you approached him until his back finally touched the wall, having no where else to go as you wrapped your arms around his neck. He expected you to strangle him. He totally expected it after what he did. But surprisingly didn't. Instead you pulled him to you, connecting your lips again. But the kiss didn't get the chance to get heated. It was quickly interrupted when you heard the doorknob of the closet door turn. Instinctively and in less than a second, you pulled away, grabbed his tie, pulling his face near yours, clenching your fist, lifting it close to his freaked out expression as the door swung open.

"WOAH, woah ______, chill!"

Black*Star chuckled seeing your "ready to punch the shit out of him" position. Of course your cover-up had worked perfectly, although Spirit only got it after Black*Star's comment. You let him go, smoothly getting out of the closet, huffing.

"Worst right minutes ever........"

"Uhh I'll......well Maka! Maka I'll be at the party! You better not not be kissing or letting be kissed by anyone, ANYWHERE! Papa loves you!!"

With that he left, giving you a glance followed by a quick grin and wink as he passed by you. You blushed, suddenly having the urge to go right after him. You stood up abruptly, attracting everyone's attention.

"Umm.....I'll go finish with Spirit, finish what started from the c-closet.....h-he still hasn't learned to s-stop being such a p-pervert.....keep playing guys."

They laughed as you nervously headed for the door, trying not to look suspicious.

"Just make sure you don't kill him!"

You giggled, mumbling to yourself. "Oh I'd never to THAT....."

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And that's Spirit guys!! XD umm I hope it didn't suck! >~< and excuse the tardiness......I've just had many requests guys I'm trying to keep up @~@ but I love hearing from you guys ^-^ makes my day! Now next up is *fangirly giggles* Death the Kid Part 2!!!!! {will contain explicit content *^* get your tissues ready might provoke nosebleeds!} I'm sorry if you don't remember his part, please reread it if you must x3 request who you want after Kid x) and of course if you've got any other requests for fanfic, one shots, or anything tell me! I'll gladly do it if you give me the time ^0^ now I'll soon be posting my Soul x Reader {it will be called "Cool Guys Challenge Destiny"} be ready for it! Cx I'll give more info on what's to come on my next update on "Too Much is Hard to Handle" so for now Arigato!!! And Sayonara! :]

(this story was updated due to how ignorant and offensive it came off towards LGBTQ+ audiences, I apologize for that awful outdated writing. I tried to fixed it up without changing the story as much. Please let me know if it needs some more work done or if it should be scrapped altogether, I never meant to offend anyone or make anyone feel unwelcome. I assure you all I accept and love each and everyone one of you just the way you are 💕)