Lachlan&Muselk:
" Elliot can I talk to y are you gay?"
"Wow, that's pretty straightforward, no pun intended".
"You look really happy and gay around HIM, pun intended(gay also means happy)".
"Am I supposed to know who you're referring to?"
" Are you attracted to men, specifically Lannan?"
" I am very horny"
" for Lannan?"
"It's a hormone thing"
"Is it your hormones who make you smile at the mention of lannan, do your hormones control your eyes so you can gaze at him with love in your eyes?"
"Yes"
"STOP LYING, WE ARE HAVING A SIMILAR DILEMMA AND WE CAN'T TALK TO EACH OTHER ABOUT IT IF YOU STAY IN DENIAL OF YOUR FEELINGS!"
"Just because I'm not attracted to a Click member doesn't mean you can't talk to me about your feelings for... Marcus?"
Lachlan slaps Elliot in the face.
"SNAP OUT OF IT!"
Elliot's POV:
All of a sudden I started crying:"I don't want to feel this way, I don't want to be attracted to Lannan, or Cray, or you or men in general".
-Will you go out with me?
-wut?
- I can't be with Marcus, you can't be with Lannan, so let's go on a date. You're part of the LGBTQ+ community, embrace it.
- Alright *sniffle*.
We hugged for about 10 minutes before Lannan came back from his date.
He then announced to everyone: Ilsa and I broke up".
Dun dun Dunnnn?