Lannan& Click
(K-kath)
(E-elliot)
(M-marcus)
(B-bazz)
(C-cray)
(L-lannan)
L: Ilsa and I broke up.
K: What happened?
C:Elliot's gonna kill you.
M: So sorry bro.
B:oof.
E: Why did she dump you?
L:Y do you think SHE dumped Me?
E: Cus you love her so much, you count the amount of dates you've been on. Plus, no way you could dump someone when it's so hard for you to even find a person who would date you (sarcasm100).
All of a sudden lannan started crying, Muselk quickly apologised.
L: She said I was too silly for her liking, and that she dated me for so long because she knew that since Elliot was my friend, there must've been something good about me, but she was wrong, I'm not extraordinary or ordinary, I'm just extra.
Elliot was pissed, he drove to his sister's house and proceeded to start yelling at her for breaking up with " such a sweet, intelligent man".
Ilsa was sobbing, which confused Elliot; I didn't break up with him, HE dumped ME because he met someone else, and I feel betrayed because NOW I'm sure it's a male, specifically MY OWN BROTHER.
Elliot: "What the f...
*door slams shut"
...ck".
Dun dun Dunnn...?
