Muselk has mixed feelings
But Ilsa is definitely sad
She feels betrayed
Now Miss Watkins is mad
Lannan has switched
From female to male
Cause the taste of a woman's lips
Feels weird and stale.
Elliot's confused
Though he wants love
He loves his family
So he prays to above
"Dear God what do I do?
I really love my sister
But I wish for a relationship
with the perfect mister.
I want my family
I want a boyfriend
I want pleasure
I want this torture to end
But right now I have a date to attend
Dear God, I need help, so a sign is what I need you to send."
*phone*
I didn't mean a text message.
Lachlan: I'm gonna have to take a permanent raincheck on that date.
Ilsa has blocked you.
Lannan: Did you talk to Ilsa?
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?
