it was a nice, warm but cloudy day in london. the sidewalks were flooded with people. aziraphale was watching this from outside his window in his bookshop, when all of a sudden, the phone rang, startling him.
"hEy angle,, fuck, angEL. how r u?"
it was crowley.
"hey, crawley. what's going on?" aziraphale responded.
"uHhH,,, wanna go,,, get some food or something??" crowley asked.
aziraphale agreed, and the two set up a time to meet up, and where. aziraphale suggested a restaurant that has japanese food.
at lest 10 minutes pass before aziraphale could hear Queen blasting.
i guess he's here... aziraphale thought.
aziraphale walked out of his bookstore and locked the door. he walked over to the bentley; music still blasting.
"HEY ANGEL." crowley shouts.
"HI CROWLEY. COULD YOU PLEASE TURN DOWN THE MUSIC? ITS TOO LOUD," aziraphale screamed back at him.
"WHAT."
"I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN."
"W H Å T."
"TURN DOWN THE- you know what nvm."
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after 15 minutes of aziraphale's earbuds being abused by the volume of the music, they finally arrived at the restaurant. the two went inside and found a table. they were looking at the menus in a comfortable silence, until,
"angel,"
"yes, crowley?" aziraphale asked.
"ummm,,,,.,., wtf is a sushi"
aziraphale then called him out in front of the whole restaurant, saying he's "an uncultured swine," and so on.
crowley then attacks aziraphale back, saying that "AT LEAST I KNOW WHAT A TOP AND BOTTOM IS"
aziraphale looks at crowley. "fine. let's go home. wanna watch some movies?"
crowley looks back. "sure."
the pair walk out of the restaurant and jump in the bentley. Queen blasts all the way back to aziraphale's library. i
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Bad Not Omens
Fanfictionhey so this is some random thing of good omens me n my friend came up with it's some random crack fanfic of good omens uwu enJOY THIS IS ALL A JOKE JUST SAYING SORRY IF U GET 👁👄👁 I DIDNT MEAN TO OFFEND ANYONE 💞 -author
