𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐈𝐈 | KTH ❄️

|17| nothing to see here

"Hoseok, please don't screw with us."

"Why would I be joking?! Min's pulling up in a cop car right now!"

"W-what do we do? Jimin's still hurt and the place is a mess!" Teddy panics.

Taehyung pinches his chin before pointing around.

"Winter, help me hide these guns while Jungkook takes Jimin. We'll hide until the ambulance arrives. Hoseok, just take care of Yoongi and get him to leave."

"What about Seulgi??" Jungkook asks.

Taehyung looks down at her body, then at Teddy, and then to the backyard.

"I have an idea."

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Yoongi exits the police car and locks his doors before approaching the doorbell. Several seconds pass while his foot taps away.

Finally, Hoseok answers with disheveled and damp hair. Lipstick stains trail down his neck and shirtless torso that lays beneath the burgundy velvet robe.

"Oh! Officer! Didn't expect to see you here. This is embarrassing..."

Yoongi looks down his body with his signature confused brows, then back up.

"Where's Taehyung?" He asks bluntly.

"Huh?"

Min welcomes himself into the home and looks around the foyer. "Don't act dumb. I know he's here, and I know he has more involvement in the Hanson case than he lets on."

Hoseok's mouth hangs open slightly while the detective points,

"...Why are these living room doors shut? He's in here, isn't he?"

"What? Taehyung only crashed at mine for a week, officer. I don't know where he is."

"But you knew he has a romantic relationship with Lilo Hanson. You had to have known."

Hoseok laughs and surrenders.

"Officer... In case you haven't noticed, I'm my own man. Whoever Taehyung chooses to smash is none of my business."

"Then—" Yoongi barges into the living room but to their relief, the room looks normal. Picture frames were hung over the holes in the wall, while the couch was turned and carpet was moved to cover the blood and smashed glass.

"See? No one's here."

Suddenly there's a small splash from the backyard. Yoongi's head whips at the sound.

"What was that?"

"I didn't hear anything..."

He ignores him and immediately walks towards the backyard with Hoseok desperately following behind.

"O-officer you might not wanna—!"

But he doesn't listen, and when he reaches the backyard, his eyes widen.

Teddy faces him in the pool with nothing on but bikini bottoms and sunglasses, her arms resting on a pool floaty as she welcomes the detective with a friendly wave.

"Anything we can do for ya' officer?"

"Uh..." He covers his eyes slightly.

Hoseok laughs in embarrassment. "Like I said, I wasn't expecting to see you here today."

While Teddy waves her fingers at the officer, Seulgi is tied up under the floaty from hands to feet, tape plastered over her mouth and her hair floating softly.