Harry Potter: Facebook Messages [The Wattys 2015]

Blonde Moments

Usernames:

LightningScar - Harry

TheSmart1 - Hermione

RedHeaded - Ron

SecretAdmirer - Ginny

TroubleTwin1 - Fred

TroubleTwin2 - George

EmeraldHat - Professor McGonagall

DarkDeciever - Snape

OldnWise - Dumbledore

HerbologyMaster - Neville

QuibblerGirl - Luna

FreeElf - Dobby

BlackPaw - Sirius

BlondeSwag - Draco

NoNoses - Voldemort

HeartVoldy - Bellatrix

BestFollower - Lucius

ThePhysic - Professor Trawlney

TheBlackRaven - Cho Chang

SecretnSingle - Ramilda Vaine

PinkMeow - Professor Umbridge

SweetnCaring - Lily Potter

HateSnape - James Potter

DazzlenSparkle - Edward Cullen

CupcakeLovar1 - Goyle

CupcakeLovar2 - Crabbe

TwilightWriter - Stephanie Meyers

MustHaveBF - Bella Swan

HPAuthor - J.K. Rowling

Hufflepuffis#1 - Cedric Diggory

MommaWeasley - Mrs. Weasley

MuggleEnthusiest - Mr. Weasley

MagikalCreturs - Hagrid

MagikGirl - Muggle Girl #1 (Alexandria)

MagikBoy - Muggle Boy #1 (Alexander)

Magikis4Realz - Muggle Girl #2 (Maria)

RealMagik - Muggle Boy #2 (Danny)

h8twizardz - Uncle Vernon

DaBigD - Dudley Dursley

EmWatson - Emma Watson

GrintnBearIt - Rupert Grint

DanRadcliffe - Daniel Radcliffe

RattyToes - Peter Pettigrew

TheSmartRose - Rose Weasley

TheKingWezley - Hugo Weasley

PadfootnProngs - James Potter

HalfBloodWand - Albus Potter

GingetteGirl - Lily Potter

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[LightningScar has joined the chat]

[RedHeaded has joined the chat]

LightningScar: Where's Hermione?

RedHeaded: I don't know...

LightningScar: Oh wait...isn't she talking to Professor McGonagall about her first "E" on a test.

RedHeaded: Whoa, whoa, whoa! She got an "E"!!!

LightningScar: Apparently...

RedHeaded: ...mind...blown...

[TheSmart1 has joined the chat]

TheSmart1: Hey guys...

RedHeaded: Hey Hermione...I'm sorry about your "E".

LightningScar: Do you want to go to The Three Broomsticks and grab a butter beer to blow off some steam?

TheSmart1: No...it's just...I'm trying to wrap my head around this muggle term.

LightningScar: What is it?

TheSmart1: "Stereo".

LightningScar: ...

RedHeaded: ...

TheSmart1: What is it? Spit it out!

RedHeaded to LightningScar: I'm leaving to save my life...good luck!

LightningScar to RedHeaded: WHAT?!?!?! Wai -

[RedHeaded has left the chat]

LightningScar: *sadly sigh*

TheSmart1: What is it?

LightningScar: Hermione...you just had a blonde moment...a really, really, really bad blonde moment...

TheSmart1: Why?

LightningScar: A stereo is a sound that is directed through two or more speakers so that it seems to surround the listener and to come from more than one source.

TheSmart1: Harry, that's "surround sound"!

LightningScar: Here's a muggle dictionary...

TheSmart1: Thanks... *scrolling to page with "stereo" on it"*

LightningScar: Um...gotta go!

TheSmart1: Wai -

[LightningScar has left the chat]

TheSmart1: *looking at definition of stereo*

TheSmart1: NO!!!!!!!!