Usernames:
LightningScar - Harry
TheSmart1 - Hermione
RedHeaded - Ron
SecretAdmirer - Ginny
TroubleTwin1 - Fred
TroubleTwin2 - George
EmeraldHat - Professor McGonagall
DarkDeciever - Snape
OldnWise - Dumbledore
HerbologyMaster - Neville
QuibblerGirl - Luna
FreeElf - Dobby
BlackPaw - Sirius
BlondeSwag - Draco
NoNoses - Voldemort
HeartVoldy - Bellatrix
BestFollower - Lucius
ThePhysic - Professor Trawlney
TheBlackRaven - Cho Chang
SecretnSingle - Ramilda Vaine
PinkMeow - Professor Umbridge
SweetnCaring - Lily Potter
HateSnape - James Potter
DazzlenSparkle - Edward Cullen
CupcakeLovar1 - Goyle
CupcakeLovar2 - Crabbe
TwilightWriter - Stephanie Meyers
MustHaveBF - Bella Swan
HPAuthor - J.K. Rowling
Hufflepuffis#1 - Cedric Diggory
MommaWeasley - Mrs. Weasley
MuggleEnthusiest - Mr. Weasley
MagikalCreturs - Hagrid
MagikGirl - Muggle Girl #1 (Alexandria)
MagikBoy - Muggle Boy #1 (Alexander)
Magikis4Realz - Muggle Girl #2 (Maria)
RealMagik - Muggle Boy #2 (Danny)
h8twizardz - Uncle Vernon
DaBigD - Dudley Dursley
EmWatson - Emma Watson
GrintnBearIt - Rupert Grint
DanRadcliffe - Daniel Radcliffe
RattyToes - Peter Pettigrew
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**Mild Language**
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[LightningScar has joined the chat]
[TheSmart1 has joined the chat]
[RedHeaded has joined the chat]
LightningScar: Hey everyone! What do ya think? *smile*
RedHeaded: Wow....
TheSmart1: Fancy!
RedHeaded: What are you so dressed up?
LightningScar: Ginny and I are going on a date tonight.
RedHeaded: In that case, you look terrible.
[BlondeSwag has joined the chat]
BlondeSwag: Don't listen to them sweet heart! He has no taste!
TheSmart1: Gosh Malfoy, I knew something was off about you, but I ddin't know you were gay!
BlondeSwag: Yes, I am gay - super happy!
RedHeaded: Dumb blonde...
BlondeSwag: Do you wanna go somewhere, Harry?
LightningScar: Uh...Malfoy...wtf???
BlondeSwag: Don't you remember our enchanting evening a week ago?
LighningScar: 0.0
TheSmart1: Harry, you've got some explaining to do!
RedHeaded: Yea! Why would you date Malfoy and my sister at the same time???
LightningScar: I swear, I don't know anything about this!
[NoNoses has joined the chat]
TheSmart1: BUTT OUT NO NOSE!!!
NoNoses: Well...hello to you too Mudblood!
RedHeaded: Son of a bitch...
NoNoses: Potter...I just made your life even more miserable!
LightningScar: How could that have possibly happened? You're not afraid of death, so you're not a ghost...and hell was full...
NoNoses: I put a love potion on Draco! He loves you now!
LightningScar: That explains it!
BlondeSwag: What? No! I threw that out and gave it to Ginny! My passion and love for Harry is all true!
[SecretAdmirer has joined the chat]
SecretAdmirer: Oh Harry! I changed my mind! We don't have to go to that boring french place that you don't like! We'll go do whatever you want! I love you so much! *dreamy*
LightningScar: Oh God...
RedHeaded: ...
TheSmart1: ...
NoNoses: Awkward...
BlondeSwag: I Heart Potter... *dreamy*
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