Before we start this book, want to let you know that this book is not one of those teenager anxiety humor novels. Those are bs. And BTS BS. I mean, one of the books suggested at the bottom of the screen was "My secret husband is a killer". Hide the spoilers dude! The title totally gives the story away! Now only schmucks will read it! Did you even put thought into this?!Star Wars isn't called DarthVaderIsLukeSkywalkersDadAndLukeSkywalkerKissesHisSisterLeiaWithoutRealizingShesAlsoHisSisterGrosssssss! I totally just spoiled it!; And if you haven't seen it, I look like a jerk! Arghhhg! I should make a story called " I find my girlfriend but then she finds a hot dude and makes out and makes me jealous and I do something stupid but in the end for some reason I get her back for some unfathomable reason"! But I digress.
You get my point.
Enjoy my story dang it.
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Bill Nye the Russian Spy
HumorAfter living a peaceful life as a man of science, Bill Nye must drop his knowledge sharing life in order to confront his past before it confronts him. In this thrilling mini-novel, join Bill Nye as he dives into a past long forgotten.
