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OH MAH GOD!!!

Nightmare: What are you fan-

Cross: I wouldn't look at the screen...

Nightmare: Why not?

Cross: Uh... 

I AM NOW FREAKING OUT DUE TO MY FANGIRLING!!

Nightmare: Please don't tell me it's another ship book.

I would, but it would be a lie.

Dreamswap Nightmare: HOLY FUCK GOOPY MONSTER DUDE!

Nightmare: HOLY FUCK ANNOYING ASSHOLE! *eye roll*

D.S Nightmare: Oh you little-

D.S Error: NO! NIGHTMARE NO!

Error: H0ly fuck th1$ 1$ my $w@p v3r$10n?

D.S Error: Wow. Did I come off of this abomination?

Error: H0W D@R3 Y00UUUU!!!

D.S: Fuck you too.

Cross: You don't look different.

D.S Cross: At least I'm not dressed for Antarctica. Geez, dude, it's summer!

Cross: Oh fuck you.

D.S Cross: Well- Really...

Cross: WHat?

D.S Cross: Chara's fangirling over how 'hot' you are.

Cross: *Blushes*

D.S Cross: Wha-

*they both freeze*

Error and D.S Error: *holds up stuffed cows*

the crosses: NOPE!!! *runs away*

OKAY GUYS STOP TORTURING THE CROSS'

Ink: It was funny thou-

D.S Ink: Oh wow. You are really pitiful.

Ink: What?

D.S Ink: You heard me. Pitiful.

*they argue*

Dream: Wait, where's my D.S person-HOLY FRICK!!!

D.S dream: THis is me if I didn't eat the apples. What a surprise.

Dream: How- what- I-

D.S Dream: Words, other me, words.

D.S Ink: Get me away from this freak!

Ink: I AM NOT A FREAK!

Dream: Ink! Calm down! They'll be leaving anyway...

D.S Dream: We will?

Dream: Ink will quite literally spit out ink if you don't.

D.S Dream: Okay then...

EVERYONE TO THE RECORDING ROOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!! 

Error: Why?

Because I said so.

Error: Why?

Because I said that I would.

*this goes on for 18 minutes*

Error: Why?

BECAUSE I HAVE DEPRESS- I- I mean... Nothing!

Nightmare: You have depre-

OKAY TO YOUR STATIONS NOW!! Hehe...*looks around nervously, then to the camera*

Okay... Pretend you didn't hear that, dear reader... I don't want healing scars to open again...