OH MAH GOD!!!
Nightmare: What are you fan-
Cross: I wouldn't look at the screen...
Nightmare: Why not?
Cross: Uh...
I AM NOW FREAKING OUT DUE TO MY FANGIRLING!!
Nightmare: Please don't tell me it's another ship book.
I would, but it would be a lie.
Dreamswap Nightmare: HOLY FUCK GOOPY MONSTER DUDE!
Nightmare: HOLY FUCK ANNOYING ASSHOLE! *eye roll*
D.S Nightmare: Oh you little-
D.S Error: NO! NIGHTMARE NO!
Error: H0ly fuck th1$ 1$ my $w@p v3r$10n?
D.S Error: Wow. Did I come off of this abomination?
Error: H0W D@R3 Y00UUUU!!!
D.S: Fuck you too.
Cross: You don't look different.
D.S Cross: At least I'm not dressed for Antarctica. Geez, dude, it's summer!
Cross: Oh fuck you.
D.S Cross: Well- Really...
Cross: WHat?
D.S Cross: Chara's fangirling over how 'hot' you are.
Cross: *Blushes*
D.S Cross: Wha-
*they both freeze*
Error and D.S Error: *holds up stuffed cows*
the crosses: NOPE!!! *runs away*
OKAY GUYS STOP TORTURING THE CROSS'
Ink: It was funny thou-
D.S Ink: Oh wow. You are really pitiful.
Ink: What?
D.S Ink: You heard me. Pitiful.
*they argue*
Dream: Wait, where's my D.S person-HOLY FRICK!!!
D.S dream: THis is me if I didn't eat the apples. What a surprise.
Dream: How- what- I-
D.S Dream: Words, other me, words.
D.S Ink: Get me away from this freak!
Ink: I AM NOT A FREAK!
Dream: Ink! Calm down! They'll be leaving anyway...
D.S Dream: We will?
Dream: Ink will quite literally spit out ink if you don't.
D.S Dream: Okay then...
EVERYONE TO THE RECORDING ROOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
Error: Why?
Because I said so.
Error: Why?
Because I said that I would.
*this goes on for 18 minutes*
Error: Why?
BECAUSE I HAVE DEPRESS- I- I mean... Nothing!
Nightmare: You have depre-
OKAY TO YOUR STATIONS NOW!! Hehe...*looks around nervously, then to the camera*
Okay... Pretend you didn't hear that, dear reader... I don't want healing scars to open again...
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RandomWelp, if you don't like a ship then please don't hate. I don't like some ships too but I'm still going to write them. PLEASE REQUEST! I will NEVER do Lemons or Smut. NEVAH! I advise you to request ships. like, SERIOUSLY. I don't know how long I can...
