Sansest Oneshots!

Horror x Dust

(This will have blood and gore in it!!!!!!!)

Horror chased the human past multiple parts of the Underground dragging his bloody ax behind him. The hole in his head was reflecting the dimly lit place as the human fell on the ground.

Psh. So Cliche.

The human, also known as Frisk, gasped as the ax almost hit their head, only to be stopped by a bone. Horror didn't like that.

He quickly looked up only to be met with a pair of different colored eyes. "Error. What do you want." Horror growled as Frisk ran away again.

He didn't like that.

"ugh. N1ghtm@r3 n33d$ y0u f0r s0m3th1ng." Error then left in a portal, followed by Horror who was fuming about not getting the kill.

"Th3r3 y0u g0, dumb@$$." Error rolled his eyes and left through another portal, leaving Horror and Nightmare alone.

Horror was fucking scared shitless.

"We need to discuss something if you're going to stay here, horror." Nightmare glared at Horror as the mentioned skele rolled his eyes. "Okay? Can this hurry up so I can go back to killing-" Nightmare quickly hopped off this throne and stood close to horror. "Here's the thing. You work for me. You kill for me. If I don't want you to kill then you won't kill. Or I can just kill you." Horror gulped as one of the tentacles twitched.

"O-okay..." HE WAS SCARED SHITLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Nightmare just smirked and waved him off like a dog. Horror went looking at his Ax...

This isn't fair! I want to kill! I don't want to BE killed! He fumed until he ran into something. He immediately held up his Ax at the thing, only for the grip to be loosened by a pair of blue and purpled eyes glaring at him. 

"The fuck? Did the goopy bitch get more insane people? Geez, it's like he's trying to make us kill each other." The other one stated and Horror looked at him in confusion. "Oh. Sup. The names Dust. I killed my own brother trying to stop my Chara from killing him. What's your insane story? Or are you like Error and Cross." 

"Uh, my names Horror." Horror was baffled by this skeleton. Or just Dust. 

"And? Do you live in a tragic AU-" He held up quotation mark fingers"- Or?" Horror smirked and said, "I live in Horrortale. It's like a literal Cliche horror movie." Dust gasped and burst out laughing.

"Oh my god! I need that AU in my life." 

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Besties. 

That's what Dust and Horror are. Along with the third wheel, Killer. 

"Guys! Do ya want to visit my AU?" Horror asked his besties and they immediately dropped their videogame controllers. "REALLY?! FINALLY!" Dust yelled and jumped up, along with a vibrating Killer. "Uh, what happened-" Horror was cut off by Dust smacking Killers skull. "He has something stuck in his head. literally." 

They all laughed and Dust opened a portal to Horrortale.

"Oh my god! So much cliche shit!" Killer exclaimed as Papyrus came into view. "Brother! There- Hmm?" He caught sight of the others and broke out into a smile. 

"Oh! Are these the ones who you've been talking about for a while?" Horror groaned as Killer responded with, "Oh! Did he say I was hot?"

"No actually! He said-MPHHHHHH!" Horror jumped up and slapped his Papyrus' mouth shut. "NOTHING! I SAID NOTHING!!" Horror yelled loudly and Dust burst laughing.

"Sorry, brother! Come, guests! I have spaghetti ready!"Papyrus said and started walking away. "I advise you to not eat it." Horror whispered quietly to them.

"So what did you even say about us that you had to slap your brother?" Dust spoke up and Horror looked away. "Nothing! I said nothing." Horror blurted out and Killer hummed. "Right, lover boy." 

He was stuck to a tree by Horror's ax.

As they got to Horror's house, he told them what was in the spaghetti...

"Uh, so the sauce is blood... And... the noodles are Brains..." Killer almost barfed. "You EAT THAT?!" 

Horror shrugged and said, "It's called teleporting objects."

Killer almost barfed again. 

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"So whatcha think about my AU?" Horror asked his friends as they made their way back into the castle. Dust shivered. "I'd rather not see you kill your frisk." Horror scoffed and rolled his eye.

"Hey, Error!" Killer called out and Error looked up from the couch. "0h h3y guy$. d1d y0u t3ll H0rr0r 1t y3t?" Dust froze and looked over at horror. "What? Tell me what? WHO DO I NEED TO KILL." Dust laughed and said, "no one, Horror."

Dust then dragged Horror to the kitchen, where no one was, and sighed. "Dude, this is like one of those cheesy confession scenes." Horror snickered and Dust frowned. "I broke up with Blue."

Horror froze. "What." He spoke in a monotone voice that made Dust frown. "THAT WAS MY OTP!! WHYYYYYY" Horror started 'crying' and Dust face-palmed. 

"Dude. Really." Horror shook his shoulders and yelled, "YES REALLY THAT SHIP IS THE SECOND MOST THING THAT I LOVE!" Dust laughed and then frowned, pushing him off. 

"Second?" Horror nodded and said, "It's meh bro!! What? Do ya think that I would say I love you, Dusty!! or something like that? Right. sure."

Dust laughed nervously and tried to walk away, only to be stopped by a voice. 

"I wish you would."