Sansest Oneshots!

Killer Sans x Star sans reader

This was requested by Sansylover1804! FINALLY A REQUEST. And this wasn't even on the request chapter! 0_0)

Y/n ran into Ink's office and crashed into the wall because she couldn't stop in time. "Wha-?! Y/n?! Are you-" Y/n quickly got up and cut him off. "I HAVE A GREAT IDEA!!"

Ink was surprised by the sudden change in volume. "Uh? Okay???" Ink got up and called the others in.

"What is it, Ink? Why does Y/n look insane?" Dream pointed to the girl and she just shrugged.

She told them her idea and they loved it.

"Okay. I should probably go. They don't know about me and my weaknesses!" Y/n exclaimed as the others questioned who should go.

You see, Y/n was always the kind of person to think before she spoke, listened intently, and basically, she's the most careful of the sanses. She joined the star sanses because...

Well, that's not important right now.

-Y/N P.O.V-

I grabbed my little bag off the table and hugged my friends' goodbye. "The next time I see you... I might be changed. Don't hesitate to do anything if I go over. k?" Dream just nodded and I left.

I know that I won't be back. They'll kill me.

But I have to give them hope. 

I sighed and edged over to the side of the humongous castle carefully. I heard footsteps and I quickly entered the side-door to get away from that.

That 'encounter' was already shaking me up. "Uh?" I froze. Shit.

Quickly turning around, I caught sight of a skeleton with goop running down his eyes. On his chest was a red target. 

"Who are you?" He asked me while taking a bite out of the chocolate. He didn't look like he would attack, but I was still wary. "I'm..." I trailed off, wondering if I should trust this guy. 

He sighed and placed the chocolate down. "You're lucky that I didn't scream and get Error in here. I won't hurt you. Well, unless you want me to~." I cringed at this guy's attempt of flirting. "Was it that bad?" He asked me.

I nodded.

"Welp.  I'm tired. You should probably get out of here. You don't look like you deserve this much torture. You look like you've been through hell." I frowned.

He doesn't know.

"Y' know kiddo. You don't look like you're happy. Just... forced. I have a little spot about a mile away that-" He held up his hand to the right,"- way. If you want to meet again. I like you. Maybe you can actually teach me how to flirt. I only have a friend who calls his crush, 'Senpai'."

I smiled at this and said, "My name's Y/n. I might just take up your offer." I then ran out of the door.

I didn't want to be in this place any longer than I have to.

And I'm not going back to the others.

Figure it out, readers.

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"Hello?" I called out to the 'little area' that the skeleton told me about. "Oh good! You came! I like this place." I immediately touched my knife and spun around. "Woah! It's just me." I frowned and relaxed my shoulders, staying silent. "Okay then. Are you going to teach me the ways?"

I smiled at the quotations marks he did. 

This guy...

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"And that's how you don't sound like a total dick!" I stated and relaxed against the soft grass as Killer, the skeleton, laughed and laid next to me. 

"Can I practice?" He asked me and I smiled.

Killer said that he's killed hundreds, but I don't believe it. HE'S LIKE A CUDDLY BEAR!! 0-0

"Sure dude. Try and make me 'blush'." He smirked evilly and got up, pulling me with him. 

"Okay... Hi! how are you?" I smiled and said, "Oh? Who are you?" He looked away and said, "The most chocolatey goodness you'll ever eat." I froze.

What.

I burst out in laughter and collapsed on the ground. "Oh my god! Are you okay???" He knelt down by me and looked at me with worried eyes. "What? I'm fine." He didn't look so sure.

"What was that weird... thing you did?" I froze and just stared at him. "You don't know what laughter is?!" 

he froze and frowned deeply. "Laughter? I... know the word." I was baffled.

"HOLY JESUS YOU NEED SOME LEARNING," I exclaimed and took his arm, pulling both of us up. "Laughter is something that makes you happy-" He cringed. "I haven't been happy since my world got deleted." I smiled disappeared. 

He's just like me.

"Anyways, uh, I will try and make you laugh, or even smile. K? I've been doing that since... well. I don't know how long." He just nodded and tilted his head. 

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He burst out laughing and collapsed on the floor. I made him laugh.

"H-how are y-you so f-funny?!" He exclaimed and I helped him up. "Didn't that feel good to laugh? I understand that Nightmare doesn't like positive-" I was cut off by an arrow shooting Killer in the arm.

Dream's arrow.

I gasped and looked to where dream was standing, holding his bow and arrow up to me. "NO! DON'T ATTACK!" I yelled at him and stepped in front of Killer protectively. "Y/n move out of the way! That's one of Nightmare's team!" Dream yelled at me, not dropping his weapon.

"But he's not bad! He's... my friend. He did nothing to harm me! He can't even fricking flirt!" That got a small, "Hey!" From Killer. 

"But he's-" I took a step towards him. "You are the positive energy wizard dude. Can you even feel any harm to me? Any negative energy to killing me? No." I took another step. "You said it yourself that everyone deserves a second chance." Dream's hands were beginning to shake on the weapon as he said, "Move."

I refused.

But what happened next shocked me.

He shot an arrow at me, impaling me in the chest. I gasped.

He wouldn't.

Never.

But he did.

I fell on the ground, coughing up blood and tears. "K-Killer... run..."

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I'M SORRY SANSYLOVER IF THIS WASN'T WHAT YOU WANTEDDDDDDDDDD. I just go with the story flow. Really. It kinda lead me to write a 73-page story about different fandoms and a girl...