James had to go into the garden district. He was grumpy as fuck. He groaned as he walked. The gay mustache boi stumbled into a garden though. He saw a pumpkin and stole it. He saw it was orange and was reminded of Roger. So of course he was going to put his dick in it.
He got to a place he could be hidden away. He didn't want downers seeing him. He pulled his dick out and FORCEFULLY SLAMMED IT INTO THE PUMPKIN. He then fucked the pumpkin. He grunted as he thrusted into the pumpkin he stole. He let out moans and grunts. Really putting his all into fucking this goddamn fruit.
He proceeded to shoot his load into the pumpkin. He panted as he pulled his dick out. A constable was nearby just stared at him in horror. James yeeted the cumkin off the cliff. The constable was concerned as fucking hell now. James started to tpose and the constable was INCREDIBLY CONCERNED. HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. HE WASNT TRAINED FOR TPOSE. He locked himself in the apple tree garden thing in horror. He was very scared.
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