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Yes

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Scotland: Independence, please.

England: *glares*

Scotland: wHat is yOur pRoBLem? Just gimme some damn freedom bish-

Poor Scotland-

Also have you heard about the 14 year olds with knifes in England?- yeah it's in my city apparently ;~;

also i kinda like uk x iraq dies

Japan: Norkkkkkkk??

NK: tf do you want

Japan: I bet I can make you smileeeeeeee!!

NK: rolls eyes

Japan: what do you call a fish with no eyes

NK: a fsh

Japan: what do you call a blind dinosaur?

NK: a doyouthinkhesawus

Japan: ugh- name a cute person

NK: Idfk

Japan: I thought you were gonna say Kim Jong-Un-
You~

NK: thanks

Japan: cHiInnNnAA!!

NK: oh shit

China: ??

Japan: has NK ever smiled?

China: yea

Japan: make him smile then

China: uhm-

NK: >^<

China: casually grabs his dog and gives it to NK

NK: ,,,3,,,

China: almost as coot as yu c:

NK: uGhhHhhHhHhH
actually smiles

China: pats Japan on the back and walks out of the room

NK: you don't want your dog back bish?-

China: were in the same apartment- see ya

Japan: you like dogssss???

NK: NOOO!

Japan: then you like china~

USA: so you're..you're with Norway?

Canada: yeah pretty much

USA: oh.my.god

Canada: do you have a problem with that?-

USA: my lil bro is growing up!!~~~

Canada: I'm older than you

USA: no you're not

Canada: . I'm-

I needed to post something it sounds like someone's breaking in and I'm home alone with my brothers c':

It's probably the wind on my open back door but hahaha you never know in England

Ite bye uwu

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