Deadpool The Greek God Slayer

Deadpool vs. Hermes

After they finished watching their favorite movie, the 2 heroes played Street Fighter on the TV. Until they got a call from Susan again.
Deadpool: Ugh... WHY!!!
Deadpool turned off the tv and walked over to the Computer angrily as he turned it on while Jerry followed him.
Deadpool: What do you want now Susy!!!
Susan: Hey don't give me that attitude! Anyway your next opponent is...
Deadpool: You know what? We don't need you to tell us who's next! We can pick the gods my way!
Jerry: Yeah!
Susan: Excuse me!?
As Susan was about to answer him Deadpool turned off the computer.
Jerry: So how will you pick the gods your way.
Deadpool: it's simple BRB.
Deadpool runs off and brings back a wheel with some flash cards as he puts them in the wheel after he writes down the remaining gods names.
Deadpool: OK, here's how it works, I spin the wheel to determine which Greek god we fight next, and when it lands on a god we fight them.
Jerry: Ok let's do it.
Deadpool: you got it.
Deadpool spun the wheel and they waited until it stopped on a flash card.
Deadpool then took the flash card and read it out loud.
Deadpool: OK our next Greek god target is... Herpes!
Jerry: You mean Hermes?
Deadpool: Um... Yeah.
Jerry: Anyway where do we find him?
Deadpool: Only one way to find out.
Deadpool and Jerry left their Hideout and ran down the hallway until they saw 2 guards patrolling the area,
Deadpool and Jerry hid behind a wall.
Jerry: I didn't know there would be guards in this school.
Deadpool: Maybe it's because that the gods have taken the school over. So Jerry, got a plan?
Jerry: Oh yeah.
Deadpool: Ok What is it?
Jerry: I have this.
Deadpool: Is that Greek Pizza!?
Jerry: Yep, you know that the guards love this kind of food.
Deadpool: But what are going to do with it?
Jerry: First, I'll attach this food with a string, then I throw it in front of the guards and then they follow it as I pull the food and when they get near us we knock them out.
Deadpool: I love that plan.
Meanwhile the guards were standing near Cafeteria doors.
Guard 1: Man am I starving.
Guard 2: pull yourself together! We can't let anyone pass here.
Jerry: Ok hope this works.
Suddenly a pizza appeared right in front of them after Jerry threw the stringed pizza
Guard 1: oh my god is that pizza!
Guard: Let's get it!
The pizza was then pulled by Jerry and the guards ran after it, when they finally caught the pizza, Deadpool and Jerry knocked them out with a karate chop.
Deadpool: Wow that worked out pretty well.
Jerry: so what should we do now?
Deadpool: let's use their clothes as our disguises for our next target.
Jerry: ok
Deadpool and Jerry took the guard's clothes and started to put them on
After they put them on, they head towards the Cafeteria for their next opponent
When they arrived, Hermes was waiting for them as he turned around and saw his guards
Hermes: What is your report?
Deadpool: uh... 5 Students tried to sneak in but we captured them.
Jerry: Yeah that's it.
Hermes: well done carry on.
Deadpool and Jerry walked away but Hermes saw something suspicious about them
Hermes: wait a minute...
Hermes removed their helmets and Deadpool and Jerry were revealed.
Hermes: It's you!
Deadpool: Aw... Crud.
Hermes: Your the one who took out 6 of us now you will pay!
Jerry: well that didn't work out.
Deadpool: Well time for plan B
Deadpool took out his forks while Jerry took out his Meme Blaster
Hermes: forks and a blaster, against me?
Deadpool: These aren't just any forks
Jerry: And this isn't just any blaster.
Hermes: whatever. I shall avenge my godly comrades with your defeat.
Deadpool: Bring it, Herpes,
Hermes charge at Deadpool and Jerry but they jumped out of the way.
Deadpool then took out a piece of gum he stole from Amanda's office and chewed it up then he threw it on the floor.
Hermes ran towards them but then got his foot stuck.
Hermes: what kind of sorcery is this?!
Deadpool: it's called gum. I chewed it up, threw it on the floor, you ran towards us and you got your foot stuck.
Hermes: No! I can't be defeated here!
Deadpool: Jerry, do the honor.
Jerry: You bet.
Jerry aimed his meme blaster at Hermes and fired a Shoop da Woop which said.

"IMA FIRIN MA LAZAR BWAHHHHH!!!!!!"
The blast then sent Hermes flying through the air and he never came back.
Deadpool and Jerry Hi-five each other after they taken out their opponent.
Deadpool: That's another one down. Now let's head back.
Jerry: OK.
Deadpool: But first let's steal some food in the cafe.
Deadpool and Jerry stole some food from the café and left for their man cave to relax
When they arrived, they put the food in their own refrigerator and then they fell asleep in the ball pit