Deadpool: Who could've done this!!!
Deadpool and Jerry were now shocked to see that their hideout completely wrecked.
Jerry: I'm guessing that the gods did this.
Deadpool: Yeah you could be right.
Jerry: So what should we do?
Deadpool: Let's go after Aquaman.
Jerry: OK
Deadpool and Jerry left their ruined hideout and took off to find the next god.
After several minutes of looking, Deadpool and Jerry found their target.
Deadpool: ok let's take him down
Deadpool and Jerry confronted Poseidon by doing their Kung fu poses.
Poseidon: you've come.
Deadpool: yes we did. And now it's time for some payback!
Poseidon: For what?
Deadpool: For destroying our God dang hideout!
Poseidon: Zeus is the one who did it not me.
Deadpool: BULL CRUD!!! Do you realize how long it took for us to build our lair?
Poseidon: No.
Deadpool: 2 HOURS!!
Poseidon: I don't get it.
Deadpool: You know what? I think we'll waste our time taking you down. Prepare to get Pooled Aquaman!
Poseidon: It's Poseidon.
Deadpool: Whatever!
Poseidon *sigh* let's get this over with
Poseidon takes out his trident
Deadpool: really? Your going to fight us with a pitchfork?
Poseidon: it's called a trident!
Jerry: Really? Because it looks like a pitchfork to me.
Poseidon: You will pay for your insolence!
Deadpool took out his Forks while Jerry took out his Meme Blaster.
Poseidon charged at them for his first strike but the 2 heroes dodged it and Poseidon's trident got stuck in a wall and struggles to get it out.
Deadpool: What's the matter, Your pitchfork got stuck?
Poseidon: It's not a pitchfork!
Jerry: I think we'll still call it a pitch fork.
Poseidon finally manages to take out his trident who then summons a water wave but the 2 heroes dodged it.
Deadpool: Haha! You missed!
Deadpool then took out his tennis ball bombs and throws them at Poseidon only for him to deflect them right back at him all freezing in steps, Deadpool's mind narrated.
It was at this moment... Wade knew... he messed up.
The bombs then hit Deadpool knocking him on the ground.
Poseidon then walks over to Deadpool as he points his trident at him.
Poseidon: Never underestimate a god mortal.
Deadpool: Oh... Ngh... I completely agree and uh... I got a little surprise for ya.
Poseidon did not notice Jerry was behind him as he was whacked on the head by Jerry's blaster.
Deadpool: Thanks Jerry.
"No prob!" Jerry said as he helped Deadpool up.
Deadpool walked over to Poseidon and attached a tennis ball bomb on his trident.
Deadpool: Let's just backup for a second.
Deadpool and Jerry backed up until they are at the corner of a wall as Poseidon got up and came close to them.
Poseidon: Any last requests?
"Yep... Boom!" Deadpool said in a Batman voice.
Poseidon then realized that a tennis ball bomb was attached to his trident which blew up in his face knocking him out.
Deadpool and Jerry hi-five each other.
Then Deadpool walked over to Poseidon and took his trident for keeps.
Deadpool: OK so who's left?
Jerry: Hera and then Zeus.
Deadpool: So 2 more to go eh? In that case, let's find Hera.
Deadpool and Jerry then ran down the hallway to find Hera.
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Deadpool The Greek God Slayer
HumorI did this story in Creative Writing a long time ago at school and I cracked up each time I added a funny sentence. So I thought I would put the story I typed up into this story.
