Jungkook- guys I woke up and I feel really sick
Jimin- aww... need anything?
Seokjin- HA. U LITTLE BASTARD GET WHAT U DESERVE
Jungkook- why are you so evil?
Namjoon- whats he done now? Why r u mad at him?
Seokjin- he hasn't done anything I just feel like being a bitch
Yoongi- relatable
Jimin- imagine Yoongi as a drag queen
Namjoon- wtf? That was random
Taehyung- PFFT
Hoseok- lol
Yoongi- what? There's nothing wrong with being a drag queen
Taehyung- So you are a drag queen?
Yoongi- what? No
Namjoon- I sense dem lies
Jungkook- me too
Jungkook- my Kookie-senses are tingling
Jimin- can we all stfu
Jimin- and focus on the fact that kookie's Ill And we're supposed to be recording today
Namjoon- ooooh... we are...
Namjoon- Jungkook
Jungkook- Yeah?
Namjoon- you're faking. Aren't you?
Jungkook- what? Why would I be faking?
Seokjin- because you said u couldn't be assed doing the song
Namjoon- exactly
Jungkook- So you think I would lie
Yoongi- Yes
Hoseok- Ye
Namjoon- Yes
Seokjin- Yeah
Jimin- Yes
Taehyung- I'm just gonna say yes because I don't want to feel left out
Jungkook- you're all evil to me
Seokjin- no
Seokjin- you're just a lazy ass
Namjoon- aren't we all
Seokjin- no. I'm not. This is our job. We have to do this
Yoongi- true true
Jungkook- Fine. But it's your fucking fault if I puke all over the mic
Jimin- ew
Yoongi- lol "don't smile on me, lie to BLERRRGHHH"
Seokjin- Wow Yoongi has a sense of humour?
Yoongi- I have all along
Hoseok- yall are just blind
Taehyung- Nah mate.
Jungkook- dudes. I'll brb
Seokjin- I wonder what's up with him
Jimin- he's sick u thicc cunt
Seokjin- he's lying. Even you agreed
Jimin- I didn't want to feel left out
Jimin- you would bully me for saying no.
Seokjin- whatever
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~Jimin DMing jungkook~
Jimin- Jungkook are you really sick? You can trust me
Jungkook- no I actually am
Jimin- Seriously? No lies?
Jungkook- I swear
Jimin- Okay 👌
Jungkook- actually
Jungkook- can you help me get revenge back on Seokjin-hyung?
Jimin- huh? What is it?
Jungkook- I don't know. Help me think of something
Jimin- ummm...
Jungkook- what about... why don't we mess the dorm up. Completely.
Jimin- lol no I have a better idea
Jungkook- go on
Jimin- I've seen this thing online, when a persons in the shower, another person keeps on secretly putting more shampoo on their head, so they start to get really angry because it just isn't coming out.
Jungkook- Yeah, and how are we supposed to do that?
Jimin- there's a window, above the shower, it's on the bottom floor so you could just keep on putting it in his hair through the window.
Jungkook- But he would see us
Jimin- no, Seokjin shuts the blinds, but there's no blind at the top. He wont ever guess. I promise. But I'm too small, you would have to do it, but I'll stay with you whilst you do it. I can record it
Jungkook- omg this is legendary
Jimin- when do we do it?
Jungkook- hyung takes a shower every morning... but we can't do it tomorrow, I can't leave the building when I'm sick.
Jimin- well I can go. I'll just get two bottles of shampoo.
Jungkook- okay. What time does he usually have a shower though?
Jimin- at like, 8:30? About? Just wake up at 8 and wait in the living room or wherever
Jungkook- wake me up in the morning can you?
Jimin- sure
Jungkook- can you also pick me up some paracetamol whilst you're out?
Jimin- sure sure. Anything else you need?
Jungkook- Nah I'm good.
Jimin- this is gonna be great ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
