Jungkook- look I made a group chat mother are you proud of me
Seokjin- very
Jungkook- thank you 🙏
Seokjin- I through u were atheist
Jungkook- Nah thats namjoon-hyung
Namjoon- I was called?
Seokjin- get out of my house you unholy bastard
Namjoon- But this is a groupchat
Seokjin- who fucking cares it's the same thing
Jimin- it really isn't
Seokjin- you shut your FUCKING MOUTH WHO SAID YOU COULD TALK
Jimin- it's my right now can u shut up ur giving me a headache even though we're texting. That's how bad you are
Jungkook- That is pretty true tbh
Namjoon- smh
Jimin- where is Taehyung?
Jungkook- last time I saw him, he was with Yoongi hyung
Namjoon- Yoongi? Why was he with Yoongi?
Jungkook- have no fucking clue
Seokjin- FFS CAN YOU STOP SWEARING IN MY CHRISTIAN GROUPCHAT
Jimin- like you can say shit
Seokjin- who raised these disrespectful brats?
Jungkook- you
Namjoon- lol
Jimin- ANYWAYS
Jimin- getting back to the point
Jungkook- oh I think I know why taehyung was with Yoongi hyung
Namjoon- huh?
Jungkook- I remember him asking me to help him out pranking Yoongi. But I just said no it's a death trap
Namjoon- well you're right there
Jimin- So... what were they doing?
Jungkook- well...
Jungkook- I've never seen Taehyung run so fast in his life I can tell you that
Namjoon- this fucking-
Jungkook- I can try to look for him if you want
Jimin- Nah He'll be fine. I think.
Namjoon- I doubt it
Seokjin- what prank was it?
Jungkook- hmm. He never said. He just asked me to help him.
Seokjin- oh okay.
Jimin- I'm kinda worried
Namjoon- it's only natural.
Yoongi- that fucking bastard
Namjoon- speak of the devil
Jimin- literally
Yoongi- where is he
Jungkook- who? Taehyung?
Yoongi- who do you think? Joseph fucking Stalin?
Jungkook- what? Who's fucking Stalin?!
Namjoon- he's dead
Yoongi- NO SHIT SHERLOCK
namjoon- Jesus sorry
Jungkook- last time I saw him he was running for his life away from you
Yoongi- right
Seokjin- do you mind telling us why you were chasing him?
Yoongi- That little shit put a cucumber behind my FUCKING CHAIR
Namjoon- And?
Yoongi- I FUCKING HATE CUCUMBERS
Jimin- is this what happened
Jimin-
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Yoongi- fuck off
Jungkook- OH I GET IT NOW 😂😂😂
Namjoon- eye-
Yoongi- stfu or you're next u frail little children
Jungkook- pedo
Seokjin- I'm older than you
Taehyung- haha it actually worked
Yoongi- WHERE ARE U U LITTLE SHIT YOU'LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH I TELL U DAT
Taehyung- what? You think I'm going to tell yout? I'm not some fucking kid who jumps in someone's van when they claim they have candy or V-bucks. Heck naw
Yoongi- fine. I'll have to find you the hard way.
Jungkook- guys
Jungkook- gUyS
Jimin- what
Namjoon- what
Seokjin- nAnI?!
Jungkook- I-
Jungkook- I just tried to go for a shit and I opened the cabinet to find toilet roll because Hoseok stole it again, and Taehyung was just sat there. Staring at me.
Namjoon- PFFT-
Jimin- how was he texting us then, does he have his phone with him
Taehyung- shit I have been seen
Yoongi- oh yes YOU HAVE
Jimin- gl tae. We love you
Jungkook- lol. Wish I could see this but I'm too lazy.
Namjoon- also, Jungkook.
Jungkook- hmm?
Namjoon- we really didn't need to know that you were taking a shit. That put a horrible image in my head
