Yoongi- I'm fucking done with you children
Jungkook- tf why is Yoongi texting us
Jimin- ikr what sacred day is this
Yoongi- Shut up
Yoongi- all I want to do is sleep but you always do this shit to me... what do I do to you to deserve things like this...
Jungkook- dude
Jimin- I'm getting emotional
Namjoon- woah. Nice speech Yoongi.
Jungkook- I've never done this to you. It's always jimin and Taehyung.
Yoongi- true
Jimin- I'm sorry
Taehyung- I'm sorry but there's no promises
Yoongi- I hate you
Yoongi- So much
Taehyung- I love you too 💜
Jungkook- also
Jungkook- where's Hoseok? Usually he's always up and early, but he didn't text us either yesterday
Jimin- Thanos snapped
Seokjin- he's here.
Namjoon- huh?
Seokjin- I've found him. Finally. The culprit
Jungkook- What's he done?
Namjoon- I thought he was working on a new song??
Seokjin- nope
Seokjin- this little fucker has been drinking our bath water
Jungkook- what 😂😂
Jimin- THATS WHY THE FUCKING WATER BILLS HAVE BEEN COSTING US SO MUCH
Seokjin- exactly
Jungkook- woah jimin's triggered
Namjoon- ikr lol
Seokjin- I caught him, he didn't lock the bathroom door and I FOUND HIM!
Jungkook- lol so u just followed him into the bathroom
Seokjin- no. I heard the bath water running when he said he needed the toilet. Like. u don't piss in the bath.
Jungkook- wtf 😂
Jimin- So what u gonna do with him?
Seokjin- hmm
Seokjin- probably take sprite away from him for a week
Seokjin- NDOAOABAJAOAKVSHIA
Jungkook- wtf
Jimin- uh
Jimin- u okay hyung
Namjoon- I'm scared what is this
Namjoon- has Seokjin gone super sayen
Seokjin- THAT LITTLE BASTARD JUST KICKED ME
Jungkook- lol
Jimin- aw. Wish I got that on camera
Namjoon- same tbh
Seokjin- I don't deserve this shit anymore
Namjoon- I mean. Kind of but not really
Jungkook- Yeah that makes sense
Jungkook- you can be a total douche sometimes jin
Seokjin- everyone hates me ;(
Jimin- because u hate us
Seokjin- true true
Namjoon- I feel like some beer
Jungkook- That was random
Namjoon- I'm stressed
Jimin- aren't we all
Seokjin- FUCK
Seokjin- HE GOT AWAY
Jungkook- lol shame on u
Seokjin- UR NEXT. ILL SHOVE U IN THE FUCKING DISHWASHER
Jimin- well if he's gotten away then why don't u stop typing and FUCKING CHASE HIM U DUMB BITCH
Seokjin- 👌
Namjoon- woah he didn't fight back
Jimin- don't worry he will. He's just busy rn
Hoseok- hA u slow son of a BITCH
Jungkook- why don't we just get up and watch
Jungkook- we're in the same fucking studio but in different corners of the room. Apart from Seokjin, Hoseok and Yoongi
Yoongi- bitch I'm right here
Jimin- HAIAOAPNSJAOA
Jungkook- lol
Namjoon- wtf Yoongi
Yoongi- I love sitting under the desk. I fit perfectly.
Jimin- YEAH BUT WHY DID U HAVE TO GRAB MY LEG WTFFFF
Jungkook- can we get off our phones. Like yeah Yoongi just grabbed ur leg but why don't u just like, tell him instead of texting him when he's right fucking there
Taehyung- well why didn't you say that instead of texting us Kookie? U hypocrite
Yoongi- why don't you say that to us then Taehyung?
Jimin- why didn't you tell him that Yoongi?
Jungkook- please stfu. Just text. It's easier
Yoongi- Nah I'm hungry
Jimin- same
Namjoon- I'm down
Taehyung- Panda Express???
Namjoon- nope
Namjoon- last time I swear I got some raw shit
Jimin- mac Donald's?
Taehyung- no I don't eat from there anymore
Jungkook- why?
Taehyung- because I saw this guy online that got a piece of chicken but it was the same shape as a dick. I ain't eating any grilled dick
Jimin- Okay wtf
Namjoon- like they will grill a dick. It was probably just the shape
Taehyung- ik but what if YOU got a dick shaped tender, would u eat it?
Namjoon- no
Taehyung- see
Jungkook- where we gonna eat then
Jungkook- no ones gonna make Shit, seokjin's busy spanking Hoseok's ass
Jimin- WOAH THERE
Namjoon- TOO FAR KOOKIE
Jungkook- sorry
Yoongi- Tesco
Jungkook- I want banana chips
Jimin- I want jam donuts
Namjoon- hehe I bet u do Jimin
Jimin- stfu u bully 😭😭
