Seokjin: THE ALBUM IS OUT BITCHES
Namjoon: finally! After months of hard work
Jungkook: I'm shattered
Jimin: the only song that matters is my solo
Taehyung: what about our unit song? Are you fucking telling me you don't like it after we ALREADY RELEASED IT?!
Jimin: wait shit I forgot. Nah that song is cool too
Taehyung: you better be fucking sorry
Taehyung: you're supposed to be my soulmate
Jimin: which I am
Taehyung: so ACT LIKE IT
Yoongi: okay calm down children.
Yoongi: I personally think the rap unit song is best.
Namjoon: agreed. That took so long to make. It was the hardest but it was worth all of the hard work.
Yoongi: did you like my sound effects?
Hoseok: what, the hundreds of gun shots? Yeah. Lovely.
Yoongi: I know right. Sometimes I wish I could shoot some of yall tbh
Jimin: ...
Jimin: Aight I'm out
Taehyung: take me with you
Jungkook: please no
Namjoon: Yoongi, stop it.
Yoongi: fuck off
Hoseok: don't be mean :(
Yoongi: AAAA NO IM SORRY BBY
Jimin: I've finally figured it out
Seokjin: what?
Jimin: Yoongi's soft spot
Jimin: his soft spot is literally Hoseok
Jungkook: you didn't know that already? It's Hoseok and hand holding. It's just sad cos no one holds his hands HA
Yoongi: shut your fucking mouth PEASENT
Jungkook: see what I mean
Taehyung: I try to hold his hand and give him hugs but he tries to punch me or wriggle out of my grasp.
Namjoon: yeah he does do that
Yoongi: because I DONT LIKE HUGS
Seokjin: like a whole ass cat lol
Hoseok: yes you do.
Yoongi: stop lying
Hoseok: so should I stop giving you hugs then?
Yoongi: NO
Jimin: pfffft
Jungkook: this is stupid lmao
Namjoon: ANYWAYS
Seokjin: LETS TALK ABOUT MY DANCING IN THE TITLE TRACK MV
Yoongi: and mine.
Yoongi: when I joined this shithole, the bastards told me I didn't have to dance. BUT LOOK AT ME NOW
Seokjin: never thought I would be so proud of my dancing
Jungkook: it was pretty impressive ngl
Namjoon: agreed
Jimin: agreed
Hoseok: considering it stressed the absolute shit out of me to teach you, it payed off. You two did really well.
Seokjin: YOU were stressed? How you think I felt? Getting pressured by you and hardly knowing any dance.
Yoongi: that's true, maybe don't hit us with plastic plates and we'll do better
Namjoon: HAHAH
Namjoon: HE HIT YOU WITH PLASTIC PLATES?
Seokjin: Yep. They surprisingly hurt
Namjoon: LMAOOOO
Jungkook: glad I don't get bullied like that
Taehyung: okay lets talk about my MAKEUP AND TATTOOS
Taehyung: I WAS STUNNING
Jimin: they did suit you. You should get neck tattoos and do your makeup more often.
Jungkook: the makeup was good this time. Especially for the concept photos
Yoongi: those bitchass concept photos were a pain in the ass
Jimin: yeah
Yoongi: this wings HURT
Yoongi: I swear my shoulder was dislocated afterwards. I hate this job
Namjoon: well I mean you're still here
Yoongi: because I have no choice really
Jungkook: that is true, we can only leave when the contract has ended
Taehyung: those wings were really uncomfortable and heavy.
Jimin: we all looked amazing in them though you can't lie
Hoseok: we all did look really cool in the finished photos
Yoongi: oooooh what about the teasers? I personally think they were really good. But I think "shadow" was quite obviously the best one
Hoseok: I mean sure. But mine was so cute
Jungkook: Yoongi, yours was scary lol
Namjoon: the diversity was a good choice.
Seokjin: the scary and mysterious and then Ego was all happy and energetic
Taehyung: confuse the shit out of fans lmao
Namjoon: haha we really did
Namjoon: they all thought it was just gonna be "MOTS: shadow" next
Seokjin: but we coming back with 7
Jungkook: so unexpected
Hoseok: it was funny seeing them all freak out when it dropped
Yoongi: yeah and seokjin was a dumb fuck and posted on twitter too early
Seokjin: oh SORRY
seokjin: does it matter? At least I didn't spoil it a whole month beforehand
Jungkook: that's kinda true
Jungkook: anyways I think I looked the best in that MV
Jimin: actually I can't believe I'm saying this, but you did slay
Taehyung: SLAY QUEEN
Yoongi: no
Yoongi: stop
Jungkook: wow. Okay thanks
Namjoon: YALL SHOULD'VE SEEN WHAT ARMY DID
namjoon: THEY LITERALLY CRASHED TIKTOK SKSHGXUSOS
Seokjin: we won
Seokjin: we crashed TikTok. We FUCKING WON
Yoongi: Ikr TikTok is an absolute SHIT HOLE
Jimin: actually
Jimin: I think it's kinda good once you find some interesting things
=Jimin was kicked from chat=
Yoongi: fuck you
