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Roadtrip!

Serbia is snapped out of his own thoughts by an angry voice.

Croatia: SERBIA WATCH THE FUCKING ROAD
Serbia: I AM WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM
Croatia: MY PROBLEM IS THAT YOU'RE GONNA KILL US ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR IDIOCY
Montenegro (whispering to Bosnia): He's probably thinking of Russia
Serbia: What was that?
Montenegro: Nothing.
B&H: Are we there yet? My legs hurt, I have a headache and I don't have my meds with me.
Serbia: Is it my fault that you need meds?
B&H: IT IS LITERALLY YOUR FUCKING FAULT.
Serbia: wow Montenegro she forgot you.
Montenegro: Good.
Croatia: How about you focus less on talking and more on driving?
Serbia: Do you wanna drive?
Croatia: Yes I do.

Serbia pulls over at the first resting stop. Bosnia is seemingly happy to be able to stretch her legs. Greece and Bulgaria are on the same stop stretching aswell. Greece turns around and seems like he's looking for something or somebody. Montenegro notices.

Montenegro: He's not here if that's who you're looking for.
Greece: No, I'm just...

Greece's words are followed by awkward silence that is soon broken by Bulgaria.

Bulgaria: AIGHT IT'S TIME FOR US TO GO HUH
Greece: Yea...

Croatia approaches Bulgaria and Greece. The two of them start laughing, get in the car and speed off with a bumping sound coming out of Bulgaria's old, outdated car.

Serbia: They seem to be in a hurry.

Croatia is obviously upset. Bosnia takes Croatia aside.

B&H (to Croatia): What's wrong?
Croatia: Nothing.
B&H: Are you sure?
Croatia: ...
B&H: You know you can tell me anything, right?
Croatia: Fine. I wanted to go with them because I can't stand spending time with Serbia. He is just so full of himself and careless. He acts like he is the best person in existence and I just can't handle it, also, he didn't want to drive Albania with us which would've helped me put up with him a lot since Kosovo isn't allowed to attend the meeting. Slovenia bailed on us because apparently he's too good for us now. CAN YOU BELIEVE HIM? He was the first to enter EU and now all of the sudden he's sooooo much better than the rest of us? I'M A FUCKING EU MEMBER ASWELL YOU PRICK!
B&H: I understand you, but you know how Albania and Serbia are. I think neither of them are completely innocent in this fight they are having. As for Slovenia...idk, EU made him felt bigger. I hope the same doesn't happen to you.
Croatia: I hope so too. If I ever become like that, I give you permission to slap me.
B&H: I'd be happy to.

Croatia smiles as they lean in for a hug.
Meanwhile, Serbia and Montenegro were having a different conversation.

Montenegro: Are you still into Russia?
Serbia: Yes. I love her and I hope she shows up today ❤
Montenegro: I know you do but be careful, there is a reason she is hated by so many.
Serbia: Oh shut up. They hate her just because they don't agree with some of her opinions.
Montenegro: Idk, please be careful.
Serbia: As always. Thanks bro
Montenegro: Any time bro.

Croatia and Bosnia return.

Montenegro: So, are we headed?
B&H: Yeah, let's go.

They all get in the car, Croatia takes the driver's seat, Serbia shotgun and Montenegro and Bosnia in the back. They drive off.