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How Kamui and Lady actually got together....

Kamui was hanging out at Lady's apartment after a a hard days work of hero stuff and just stuffing their faces with free food(mostly Lady tho--). Lady fell asleep on the couch, Kamui did paper work on the other end of it. He doesn't know she's actually sleeping because he just couldn't tell but he works up the courage to finally confess. He says all this shit about how cute she is, y'know the classic confession cause he's total fucking hopeless romantic. He spills his guts out to her but doesn't get a response so he takes that as he should leave.

An hour later Lady calls him to see why he left. He finds out she was asleep all along and he just face palms himself. He worked hard on thinking about what he wanted to say, knowing full well she'd be awake(well he thought so anyway) and he knew how anxiety inducing it was going to be. But no, his anxiety was going off because he confessed while she was unconscious. He works through that and just plainly says he has feels for her, telling her he has said all this cheesy shit to her whilst she was sleeping and left afterwards because he thought she was rejecting him. So she scoffs and says.....

"Dude, you thought I was really awake? This isn't the movies. Cliché shit doesn't happen in real life. Come back over and I'll pull out some cheesy romance movies I stole from my mom. Let's have a date and make fun of the losers in the movies. I'll order pizza too!"

And so they watched some really bad romance movies— for some reason that included Chicken Little?— and started dating. Kamui was awkward as shit while Lady just kinda made fun of his awkwardness(she found it cute tho, don't worry).

I had this dumb thought earlier today and just had to quickly get it out of my system. Okay bye.