The Ultimate Duel

The duel draws near

I woke up at 2am in the morning by the sound of the darn alarm, good thing my door was sound proof.

I checked my phone and Spencer texted that the evil me has escaped and was planning to join the dead man's crew. Just great, now I have another reason to go to the dead man's lair.

I left for the lair meeting everyone waiting at the entrance.

"He will go on his own" master Shifu said

"But" I said protesting.

I tried many other times to protest but they were all in vain, he just kept saying "no".

I entered through the chimney as if I was Santa going to give a present, but instead I was trying to take away one.

I entered the evil lair and there I met a man who was made of ice, no wonder it was so cold, anything he touched turned to Ice, so I ended up calling him freeze touch.

One mistake, one screw up and I could be turned into an Ice sculpture, matter of fact I would make a great Ice sculpture. I then found the extension cord connecting all the air conditioners.

"Is it getting hot in here or is it just you" I said with the intention of mocking him as I pulled out the extension cord and watched him melt.

I opened the next door expecting to see a nasty villain but guess who I saw, it was Thunder Tiger, I know right!

"Urgh!" you again? I said in disgust.

"Yeah" he replied. "It's my turn to kick your ass" he continued confidently.

"Look I don't have time" I explained.

"So just get out of my way so you won't get hurt" I said mocking him.

"We'll see about that" he said clearly hurt about my comment.

He ran at me wanting to hit my face but I side stepped him and tackled him.

"The bigger they are the harder the fall" I said mocking his Obese stature.

I opened the next door to the inventory room, which was surprisingly empty. I started exploring the room when a big kick landed on my back.

"I thought you were just going to explore" I heard a voice say. "If you want to see any of my inventions then you want to face hell" the voice continued.

"Could you at least show me the exit" I said angrily.

"It's by your left" the voice disclosed.

"Bitch" I yelled and ran away.

I opened the door and saw the hallway, I saw many rooms like the computer room, the test lab and much more.

I saw a room tagged "costume" and I opened the door cos that's usually the least dangerous, but in this case I was wrong as I saw Venom hovering over me.

"You just had to choose the costume room" he said in disgust

"Yeah" I said ready for payback from last time.

"Just go I'm not in the mood for a fight" he said

"Really" I asked.

"Do you want me to change my mind" he said.

I raced towards the door without replying when a giant fist picked me and tossed me straight through the room.

"Psycho" he said evilly.

I slowly got up my feet, feeling pains around my body. When I realized I was standing face to face with the one who caused man all this trouble and tricked me causing me these pains.

I ran across the room forming and electrostatic ball and threw it at Venom but he formed a shield blocking the ball, before he could even lift up his hands I gave him a flying knee and ran out and locked him up.

I arrived at the hallway again and spotted the evil me and tackled him, I then wrestled him to the ground. I dragged him out and then presented him to master Shifu.

"I got him so let's scram before the dead man gets here" I said as I dragged him out.

We went back to the dojo which was a very loooong ride like a very long ride like a very long ride we left the dead man's lair around 4pm and got to the dojo around 8pm, four hours of stress listening to master Shifu blabbing about the importance of dueling with the dead man "so boring".

I get it, it's very important to duel the dead man to free people that I don't know and absolutely give a fuck about because it's my destiny bla bla bla.