The Riddle Children

Why?!

Slughorn: Okay I will be assigning partners

James and Remus
Bellatrix and  Rodulphus
Lily and Narcissa
Sirius and Severus
Alice and Marlene

Alice: WHAT WHY AM I STUCK WITH THE SCHOOLS SLUT

MARLENE: Like I want to be stuck with you

(Bellatrix x Sirius telepathy) 

Bellatrix: Alice might murder Marlene before class ends

Sirius: Don't worry me and Sev have got that covered

Bellatrix: What do you ignoramuses have in that other cauldron

Sirius: It's simple... Me and Sev are going mix a bunch of random potion ingredients together and switch th3 cauldron and too make sure Alice is okay we plan to call her over so it doesn't explode in her face

Bellatrix: Genius.... Hey do you know what's going on with Lily she's staring at Sev like he's her next meal

Sirius: She likes him but Sev can be slow at times

Bellatrix: Makes since gotta blast

Sev: Is it ready

Sirius: Yup are normal potion is done now time to switch Marlene's potion with our concoction

Marlene walked away from her cauldron

So we switched them and told Alice to come here. To "help us"

Alice: Since when do you guys need help

Sirius: Oh we don't we just switched marlene's cauldron with a concoction we made

Alice: Is that why her potion is bubbling like that

Sev: Yup her she come

As Marlene walks back to her cauldron and it blows up in her face... Sev and I  have each other a high five under the table. As we speak Slughorn is yelling at the bitch. Oh well what could you do 🤔

We left potions smiling like we haven't before

James: Point Marauders

Lucius: School SLUT 0

Lily: Hey I gotta go

Lily POV

I don't know how to tell Severus I like him.... What if he doesn't like me back how embarrassing that's gonna be. Why don't I ask my how she got dad maybe that will give me some clarity

Dear Mummy,

I need your help... You see I need to know how you got dad because well I  really really really like this boy and we're friends and I don't want to mess up our friendship if he reciprocate the feelings I have.

Love,

Your little flower

Lily

I went to my owl Paris

Lily: Send this to my mom please

I handed Paris a treat

I walked to the great Hall only to see Harley Jacob's a friend of Marlenes kissing my Severus.. I just might cry but I hold it in. I am a riddle dammit I shouldn't be crying. Yet I am.
Severus saw me and pushed her away 

Severus: I can explain... She kissed me

Lily: It looked like you were enjoying it

Severus: How can I enjoy a kiss that was forced upon and by my stalker

Lily: She stalks you

Severus: Has been since first she said "we were meant to be together".... Plus I love somebody else

Sev walked away to our table

He loves another girl now I might actually ball my eyes out