This is all HIS fault I wouldn't be like this if he hadn't told mom about me dying my hair now I got a howler from dad and I'm the laughing stalk of the school just great.
Sirius: Cuss at I'm sorry I shouldn't have told them about ur change of style but please
Narcissa:You dumbass how are you smart and stupid at the same time Sirius.... I love you although you oughta be the dumbest brother there is"
Sirius: Knowing you there is a price I have to pay
Marlee Parkinson (James Girlfriend)
Marlee: I got the perfect idea
Sirius: Which is
Marlee: At your parents Christmas party you have to sing Santa baby and you also have to give Evelyn a lap dance
Alyssa Goyle (Remus Girlfriend)
Alyssa: Great Idea
Remus: It's not though
Alyssa: He deserves it it's not a bad change you know.... You know I can let you borrow some lingerie
Alyssa and Marlee are arguing about which one to give him
Marlee: How about this one gives a little spice to me and James relationship
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The Riddle Children
Fanfictionhere are the lives of Sirius, Bellatrix, Lily, Alice, Narcissa