It was the early morning.
Cath and Nikki were asleep, Cath laying across Nikki's legs.
There was a sudden burst of light at the end of the prison hallway. The other prisoners screamed, waking the two girls up. The guards scattered bc they were like "hell nah (to the nah nah nah)".
There were footsteps getting louder and louder. "Nikki help I'm scared" Cath cried.
"Its ok, maybe we're getting saved" Nikki replied.
"Well it sure wasnt kADe!¡" Cath laughed.
Just then something unbelievably impossible happened; 3 figures appeared in front of the jail cell.
Captain America, Iron Man, and Spiderman???
The Iron Man song plays and Black Sabbath is suddenly there too playing it live whenever Iron Man's theme song plays.
"NDJSJJDUWJFHRJWNSKEEDOEPWKS" Cath spazzed out.
"Dad!" Nikki cheers to Iron Man. "And other dad!" she says to Captain America. (yes they somehow conceived a child)
"I found these 2 on the street and we reassembled to break you out fam, you gotta come with us" Captain 'Merica announced.
So Cath rides on Spidey's back and Nikki holds onto Iron Man and they bust out the window of the corridor. 'Merica walks because he only has a shield.
Our heroes get to the parking lot and wait for a sec. Captain 'Merica is just then catching up bc he hasnt done such intense parkour in a while.
"About time Cap'n Crunch" Nikki says.
"Wait .....
Ok so how are you guys not dead?" Cath wonders out loud.
Metal Guy and Spidey just look at each other. Metal Man takes off his suit and Cap'n Crunch starts crying bc he's finally gonna see his husband alive again.
Except eVeRyThInG iS nOt WhAt It SeEmS!
Once Metal Guy takes off his suit, everyone notices it's not Tony Stark. "Who tf is this???" Cap'n Crunch asks.
Spidey then takes off his suit, only he realizes that he forgot he was only wearing underwear under the suit. "Aw siht..."
It's the Dolan Twins.
Cath starts screaming and panicking and Crunch tries to calm her down.
"Bro, why do you always do this?" Ethan rebukes his brother. Grayson shrugs.
Meanwhile, Cath has passed out. Nikki looks away in awkwardness to everything that's going down at the moment.
"Well anyway this is our transportation" Ethan points behind Nikki. There's a big RV.
"I love RVs!!!" Nikki cheers and runs into the vehicle. Cap'n Crunch drags Cath inside and the twins follow.
Nikki hops up onto the top bunk bed and Cap'n drops Cath onto the couch. Grayson starts the RV. "Yall arent ready for this" he smirks.
Ethan looks at Cath. "Hey bro should we turn on the air so she doesnt die?"
"Oh sure thing bro."
Meanwhile as Ethan is going to find clothes, Grayson presses the button for the air conditioning - except thats not what it is...
Instead Ethan falls onto the floor as the RV NYOOOOMs off into space, the guitar riff of Bohemian Rhapsody blasting from the surround sound™ system. Nikki goes flying off the bed but grabs hold of the railing of the bunk. Cath jerks awake and starts screaming for her life. Cap'n Crunch just eats his cereal calmly at the table.
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Coolvengers
РазноеA crack story I wrote with the help of @jordunwithyou. Partially based on the inspiring, true story. **Disclaimer: I don't own Target, Starbucks, or any of the people mentioned in the story.
