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•Percy is 17-almost 18 but looks 20
•Thalia is 15 (bc she is a hunter) but she looks 16/17 because... Plot convince
• Nico is 15 but looks a lot younger because he's a smoll bean
Benjamin Manchester's P.O.V
Another boring day at my boring job at McDonalds. Nothing had happened. All. Day. Long. I was so bored I started colouring in the napkins.
After I finished writing my 11th swear word on the napkin. The door opened and what looked like a young family walked in. The guy looked around 20 the girl about 17 and the kid looked 10ish but he was probably younger.
"Hi, welcome to McDonalds what can I get you" I asked hurriedly hiding my blue napkin covered in curse words.
"Tell the nice man what you want ickle baby Nico" the guy said to the kid
"Three happy meals" he said not looking at anyone and rolling his eyes.
"1 large cheese burger with extra large fries please" the girl said.
"And 1 extra large cheese burger with extra extra large fries and blue berry ice-cream with a flake please" the guy said smirking childishly as if he had won first prize in the imaginary 'order more food then anyone else' competition.
As I was starting to get the food ready I started thinking "I can't believe they had a kid so young!"
"Sorry what?" The girl asked.
"Shit did I say that out loud?"
"Yup" the guy said.
I turned around slowly "well I was wondering why you had a kid so young I mean sir here is WAY older then miss"
They just stared at me then the kid- Nico started sniggering
"You *snigger* think that Thalia *snort* and Percy are my *wheeze* patents" he was full out laughing now.
Catching on, 'Percy' and 'Thalia' burst out laughing. Clucthing each other for support. The made random noises that some time formed words
"Pinecone face!"
"And he thought!"
"No!"
"Nico!"
"OhmYGoDs i'M dYinG"
"Dramatic Much"
"sHut Up yOu liTTlE ShIt"
I passed them their order. The gave me the money and a $2 tip then left still laughing their heads off"
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They came back two days later and ordered some more food. The burst out laughing again when the saw me but explained that they where cousins, Thalia had sworn never to have a boyfriend and Nico was 15.
*Slow clapping intensifies*
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