Somebody once told me that band was gonna roll me
I ain't the most in tune in the stands
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb placed on bell of her trumpet
So the days get longer and they keep getting longer
Please Mr. Hopkins can you give us some water
Didn't make sense to play for fun
You're marching real good but you're playing real dumb
So much to do I have pee
It's so hot outside that I can't see
You never know if you don't blow
Hey, man ya hit the wrong note
Hey, now you're a band kid get your instrument go play
Hey, now you're a band kid get the show on get praise (yeah I wish)
And all that glitters is brass
Woodwinds only shine in band class
