Kung Lao: So you two have had sex?
Liu Kang: Yep.
Kung Lao: Four times.
Kitana: Mhm
Kung Lao: In multiple positions?
Liu Kang: Pretty Much.
Kitana: But we're just friends.
Kung Lao: I-
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Takeda: *kisses Jacqui's nose*
Jacqui: That hell was that?
Takeda: Affection.
Jacqui:....
Takeda:....
Jacqui: Do it again.
Takeda: With pleasure.
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Raiden: Fujin!
Fujin: Hm?
Raiden: You said you'd follow me right?
Fujin: Yep.
Raiden: Ok well the only person following me is @shock.me.daddy
Fujin: *c h o c k e s o n w i n d *
Raiden: Why is that?
Fujin: My original name was @fujin.God.Of.Wind.
Raiden: Has any gone on your account?
Fujin: Well only........
Raiden and Fujin: Johnny.
Fujin: I'll go change it, don't worry. *walks away*
Raiden: Damn it.
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Sub-zero fan: Damn Kuai Liang's voice is so deep.
Hanzo: And sexy
Kuai: huh?
Hanzo: uh....I said "And fuck me!"-
@Hanzo.exe has stopped working
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Mileena: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.
Tanya: I'm stuff.
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When Bi Han turned into Noob Sai-Bot
Bi Han: Yo! does this mean I can say Nig-
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Sonya: *accdently drops coffee* Oh fuck me!
Johnny: With pleasure
Sonya: No not-
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Kitana: Sorry Mileena, but Jade's my sister.
Mileena: And? Bitch I got Rain, hoe-
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