Part 2

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Jacqui:

Takeda: oh word?

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Takeda: oh word?

Jax: Is it word Takeda?

Takeda: Jacqui'sbodyisprettyfexiableandcool that's all I meant by that!

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Jax: So you and Sonya aren't dating?

Johnny: No! Why dose everyone ask that?

Sonya: Johnny listen here, I'm mad and horny, my house. Now *angryliy stumps away* and yes we're back together!

Jax: That's why.

Johnny: What can I say? *flexes* Women fall for me....

Sonya: JOHNNY I MEANT NOW!!

Johnny: and that fine lady wants me now or she'll blow me....not in the good way *runs*

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Erron Black: Imma show you how a real cowgirl rides.

Cassie Cage: Oh really?

~ 10 minutes Later ~

Cassie's riding a real bull. A really life bull.

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WHEN KUAI LIANG FORGOT PRESENT YOU DIED

Kuai Liang: So when is the next time I get to have you in bed?

Scorpion: ?.......tomorr-

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