.:Slasher One-Shots:.

😱 Stu Macher:. Anything

Category:. Comedy

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"(Y/n), love of my life, I love you to the ends of the Earth, but I have to do this. Don't make this messy for both of us..."

"Stu, don't you dare, doesn't our life together mean anything to you? How could you do this to me?"

"I'm sorry, (Y/n)...." Stu straightened up, raising his fist in the air, glimmers of tears in his eyes and he brought his hand down in a quick movement. A shrill scream rang through the air.

"FUCK YOU, STU," you shrieked as he placed the 3rd Draw 4 card onto the deck, you threw yourself back onto the bed in utter pain, emotionally.

"I mean...If you really want to (Y/n)," he chuckled, "Oh also, green." You sat up and glared at him and saw him holding one card in his hand. "And Uno." This was received with a pillow to the face.

"Ugh you suck," you muttered and stuck your tongue out. Stu was one of the best at Uno, being beaten only by his best friend, Billy. You weren't surprised he won, well technically he didn't yet, but he might as well have and you were going pouty about it.

"And you swallow," he smirked, throwing the pillow back at you, which sent you back onto the bed. "I should know." He stood up from his place across from you on the bed and stretched his arms.

"Stu I swear to the Kraken god I will fight you," you stood up as well, collecting the now abandoned cards. As you threw them into your bin full of games Stu has beaten you in, you felt his arms wrap around your waist and his soft breath in your ear sent a shiver down your spine,

"You know, I did win the game... that means you owe me." He whispered, causing your face to flush at the sudden intimacy. "You know what I want..." His grip on your waist grew tighter as he brought you in closer as he faintly muttered,

"Chicken nuggets."

You both sat in silence for a few minutes, before you broke it, starting in hysterical laughter and slowly dying into faint giggles. You shook your head at the tall teen as the last of the giggles slowly left your mouth. He smirked a bit and followed you as you made your way down the stairs with a smile that could rival Chesire Cats.

"Are we gonna make the nugget bois?" You heard from behind you, as you pulled out the frozen chicken nuggets from the freezer.

"No, we're making skinny potato bois," You teased as you shook the bag in front of Stu's face. His face turned to one of mock hurt and you cheekily shrugged, throwing the chicken nuggets messily onto a plate and into the microwave. You hopped up onto the counter and swung your legs as Stu made his way to the fridge.

You knew about what he was doing with Billy, the murder and lies and deceit, but what you also knew was that he was the sweetest and funniest man you could've ever met. So, while you had your qualms about Billy and what exactly these boys were doing in their spare time, you didn't say anything. As long as Stu was safe and in your arms, you were content.

The beeping of the microwave caught your attention and you realized you were staring at Stu who was holding a beer out to you.

"(Y/n), you there?" He chuckled and took a sip of his own drink.

"Just thinking about how much of a doofus you are," You smirked and took the beer from his hands, taking a drink for yourself. He stuck his tongue out at you before going over to the microwave and opening the door. He grasped the plate and immediately hissed in pain, tossing the plate back and forth between his hands before quickly placing it on the counter. You snickered at this, grabbing a kitchen towel and running it under cold water.

"Come here, you," you held the towel in your hands and gestured for Stu to give you his hands, which he did. "Silly boy, grabbing plates that are hot is for dummies." You chuckled as you gently patted his hands with the towel.

"How do you know this wasn't part of my plan?"

"What plan is that Macher?"

Gentle lips found their way to yours. The kiss was simple and sweet. You couldn't help but smile through it. You were disappointed when he pulled away.

"Stu used distraction, it was effective," giggling, you jumped off the counter and went to throw the towel in the dirty laundry, but he caught your wrist and spin you around back into him. His free wrapped around your waist as he kissed your forehead. You stood there, for a few moments, before he finally let you go.

"I just wanted to tell you I love you, "Stu smiled goofily at you while sending you into a small roll of chuckles. You leaned up and kissed him on the nose.

"I love you too, ya goof, now let's devour the nug bois!" You both began to eat as many nuggets as you could before you both got a stomach ache and had to lie down. You truly loved this man and no matter what, you'd make sure he stayed safe.

Beep beep

You quickly grasped your phone and read over the text message. With a sigh, you kissed the deep sleeping Stu on the forehead, before slipping out into the night, turning off your screen on the ominous text.

"The school in 10 - don't be late...or else."

You'd do anything for this man to make sure he was safe.

Anything.